I'm straight

[CHHUCIFER]

<td val[/IMG]I met one of my wife's friend, a xian on the street. She said "Jesus loves you". I looked the cunt straight in the eye and I said "Sorry bitch but I'm straight".(No disrespect to gays)
HAIL SATAN!!!!!!Praise be SATAN, HIS victory is near[/TD]

 

[LoneWolf1]

LOL!!! Thats fucking well said! I need to remember that the next time I meet one of those retards on the street...! 
Hail Satan! Siva
From: CHHUCIFER <chhucifer@...
To: [email protected]
Sent: Sunday, 7 February 2010 2:50:35
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] I'm straight

 

<td val[/IMG]I met one of my wife's friend, a xian on the street. She said "Jesus loves you". I looked the cunt straight in the eye and I said "Sorry bitch but I'm straight".(No disrespect to gays)
HAIL SATAN!!!!!!Praise be SATAN, HIS victory is near[/TD]

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[kurenaii60]

Nice answer HAHAHAHAH!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], CHHUCIFER <chhucifer@... wrote:

I met one of my wife's friend, a xian on the street. She said "Jesus loves you". I looked the cunt straight in the eye and I said "Sorry bitch but I'm straight".(No disrespect to gays)
HAIL SATAN!!!!!!Praise be SATAN, HIS victory is near

 

[kurenaii60]

There's a gay version for that. "Jesus loves you". "Nah, he isn't my type".

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], CHHUCIFER <chhucifer@... wrote:

I met one of my wife's friend, a xian on the street. She said "Jesus loves you". I looked the cunt straight in the eye and I said "Sorry bitch but I'm straight".(No disrespect to gays)
HAIL SATAN!!!!!!Praise be SATAN, HIS victory is near

 

[Tim]

LOL, =p

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], CHHUCIFER <chhucifer@... wrote:

I met one of my wife's friend, a xian on the street. She said "Jesus loves you". I looked the cunt straight in the eye and I said "Sorry bitch but I'm straight".(No disrespect to gays)
HAIL SATAN!!!!!!Praise be SATAN, HIS victory is near

 

[K]

I prefer "Jesus loves you" "I know, but i still make him wear a condom".

Hail Satan!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "kurenaii60" <kurenaii60@... wrote:

There's a gay version for that. "Jesus loves you". "Nah, he isn't my type".

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], CHHUCIFER <chhucifer@ wrote:

I met one of my wife's friend, a xian on the street. She said "Jesus loves you". I looked the cunt straight in the eye and I said "Sorry bitch but I'm straight".(No disrespect to gays)
HAIL SATAN!!!!!!Praise be SATAN, HIS victory is near