Easter

[netspectre101]

One of my xtian 'friends' asked me if I knew what Easter was all about.

This of course is a lead in to get me to convert and come to church, since she is so worried about my soul and all.
blah blah blah...
(she has no idea I am a Satanist.)


So I said, "Well, I don't know the exact meaning of Easter but lets look at the symbols, Eggs, Rabbits and coming back from the dead, so if you toss them into a pot and stir, the meaning of Easter is, if you have lots of really great sex, you'll live forever."

She was not amused.
I, however pissed my pants laughing.
I thinks she knows I ain't coming to church.
Ever...

But man, they still want to pray for you.

You know if it cost them money to pray for you, they damn sure wouldn't do it.

hhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[lydia_n_666]

LOL!!! I will have to remember that one!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "netspectre101" <netspectre101@... wrote:

One of my xtian 'friends' asked me if I knew what Easter was all about.

This of course is a lead in to get me to convert and come to church, since she is so worried about my soul and all.
blah blah blah...
(she has no idea I am a Satanist.)


So I said, "Well, I don't know the exact meaning of Easter but lets look at the symbols, Eggs, Rabbits and coming back from the dead, so if you toss them into a pot and stir, the meaning of Easter is, if you have lots of really great sex, you'll live forever."

She was not amused.
I, however pissed my pants laughing.
I thinks she knows I ain't coming to church.
Ever...

But man, they still want to pray for you.

You know if it cost them money to pray for you, they damn sure wouldn't do it.

hhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Allison P]

Hahahahahahahaha! Oh shit! That was fucking hilarious, my friend. I'll
definitely have to remember that one, if a xian idiot ever asks me
that question. Great way to piss the xians off, dude! I know she's
your friend, but if she badgers you like that she deserves it.
Roflmao! Hail Father Satan!

On 3/22/11, lydia_n_666 <liddynavillus@... wrote:
LOL!!! I will have to remember that one!


--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "netspectre101" <netspectre101@...
wrote:

One of my xtian 'friends' asked me if I knew what Easter was all about.

This of course is a lead in to get me to convert and come to church, since
she is so worried about my soul and all.
blah blah blah...
(she has no idea I am a Satanist.)


So I said, "Well, I don't know the exact meaning of Easter but lets look
at the symbols, Eggs, Rabbits and coming back from the dead, so if you
toss them into a pot and stir, the meaning of Easter is, if you have lots
of really great sex, you'll live forever."

She was not amused.
I, however pissed my pants laughing.
I thinks she knows I ain't coming to church.
Ever...

But man, they still want to pray for you.

You know if it cost them money to pray for you, they damn sure wouldn't do
it.

hhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Brian Gibbons]

<td val[/IMG]Great answer! I have this girl where I work that treats me like shit all the time,until she wants to give me a xtian card.The next she does it I am going to say"Please don't give me that,I am not a xtian and it offends me.I have to be careful at work,because you can be fired for disrespect to other workers.Well to me that is disrespectful.More and more when someone say's well I am a xtian and such and such,I find my self saying well I am not a xtian and such and such.I may because of my job,have to be care who I tell I am a Satanist,but I don't have to be careful about who I tell I am not a xtian.And I use every opportunity to let them know I am not.I try to be just as obnoxious as they are.
Hail Satan!
BG

--- On Tue, 3/22/11, Allison P <apocalypseofjon@... wrote:

From: Allison P <apocalypseofjon@...
Subject: Re: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Easter
To: [email protected]
Date: Tuesday, March 22, 2011, 8:09 PM

  Hahahahahahahaha! Oh shit! That was fucking hilarious, my friend. I'll
definitely have to remember that one, if a xian idiot ever asks me
that question. Great way to piss the xians off, dude! I know she's
your friend, but if she badgers you like that she deserves it.
Roflmao! Hail Father Satan!

On 3/22/11, lyd[/IMG]liddynavillus@... wrote:
LOL!!! I will have to remember that one!


--- [/IMG][email protected], "netspectre101" <netspectre101@...
wrote:

One of my xtian 'friends' asked me if I knew what Easter was all about.

This of course is a lead in to get me to convert and come to church, since
she is so worried about my soul and all.
blah blah blah...
(she has no idea I am a Satanist.)


So I said, "Well, I don't know the exact meaning of Easter but lets look
at the symbols, Eggs, Rabbits and coming back from the dead, so if you
toss them into a pot and stir, the meaning of Easter is, if you have lots
of really great sex, you'll live forever."

She was not amused.
I, however pissed my pants laughing.
I thinks she knows I ain't coming to church.
Ever...

But man, they still want to pray for you.

You know if it cost them money to pray for you, they damn sure wouldn't do
it.

hhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[/TD]

 

[chalchiuhnenetzin]

If put on the spot, you can always say you are a Pagan. Others have apparently done that to deflect hostility from hard-core xians, especially at places of business.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Brian Gibbons <briangibbons20@... wrote:

Great answer! I have this girl where I work that treats me like shit all the time,until she wants to give me a xtian card.The next she does it I am going to say"Please don't give me that,I am not a xtian and it offends me.I have to be careful at work,because you can be fired for disrespect to other workers.Well to me that is disrespectful.More and more when someone say's well I am a xtian and such and such,I find my self saying well I am not a xtian and such and such.I may because of my job,have to be care who I tell I am a Satanist,but I don't have to be careful about who I tell I am not a xtian.And I use every opportunity to let them know I am not.I try to be just as obnoxious as they are.
Hail Satan!
BG

--- On Tue, 3/22/11, Allison P <apocalypseofjon@... wrote:

From: Allison P <apocalypseofjon@...
Subject: Re: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Easter
To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
Date: Tuesday, March 22, 2011, 8:09 PM
















 









Hahahahahahahaha! Oh shit! That was fucking hilarious, my friend. I'll

definitely have to remember that one, if a xian idiot ever asks me

that question. Great way to piss the xians off, dude! I know she's

your friend, but if she badgers you like that she deserves it.

Roflmao! Hail Father Satan!



On 3/22/11, lydia_n_666 <liddynavillus@... wrote:

LOL!!! I will have to remember that one!





--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "netspectre101" <netspectre101@

wrote:



One of my xtian 'friends' asked me if I knew what Easter was all about.



This of course is a lead in to get me to convert and come to church, since

she is so worried about my soul and all.

blah blah blah...

(she has no idea I am a Satanist.)





So I said, "Well, I don't know the exact meaning of Easter but lets look

at the symbols, Eggs, Rabbits and coming back from the dead, so if you

toss them into a pot and stir, the meaning of Easter is, if you have lots

of really great sex, you'll live forever."



She was not amused.

I, however pissed my pants laughing.

I thinks she knows I ain't coming to church.

Ever...



But man, they still want to pray for you.



You know if it cost them money to pray for you, they damn sure wouldn't do

it.



hhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Brian Gibbons]

<td val[/IMG]Yes I do say I am pagan a lot,but sometimes I get bold enough to tell them that I am a Satanist.I do tell my pagan friends at work,who do understand a little about us,that it is ancient paganism.But when I get the chance to I talk openly about Father Satan and the Demons,I do.When I first moved to this area,I was pagan,and helped pave the way for other pagans that live around here,to be open about their belief's.Now I am proud to be a Satanist,and am doing the same thing again.
Hail Satan!
BG

--- On Wed, 3/23/11, chalchiuhnenetzin <jaguarcat2002@... wrote:

From: chalchiuhnenetzin <jaguarcat2002@...
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Easter
To: [email protected]
Date: Wednesday, March 23, 2011, 3:44 AM

  If put on the spot, you can always say you are a Pagan. Others have apparently done that to deflect hostility from hard-core xians, especially at places of business.

--- [/IMG][email protected], Brian Gibbons <briangibbons20@... wrote:

Great answer! I have this girl where I work that treats me like shit all the time,until she wants to give me a xtian card.The next she does it I am going to say"Please don't give me that,I am not a xtian and it offends me.I have to be careful at work,because you can be fired for disrespect to other workers.Well to me that is disrespectful.More and more when someone say's well I am a xtian and such and such,I find my self saying well I am not a xtian and such and such.I may because of my job,have to be care who I tell I am a Satanist,but I don't have to be careful about who I tell I am not a xtian.And I use every opportunity to let them know I am not.I try to be just as obnoxious as they are.
Hail Satan!
BG

--- On Tue, 3/22/11, Allison P <apocalypseofjon@... wrote:

From: Allison P <apocalypseofjon@...
Subject: Re: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Easter
To: <a rel="nofollow">[email protected]
Date: Tuesday, March 22, 2011, 8:09 PM
















 









Hahahahahahahaha! Oh shit! That was fucking hilarious, my friend. I'll

definitely have to remember that one, if a xian idiot ever asks me

that question. Great way to piss the xians off, dude! I know she's

your friend, but if she badgers you like that she deserves it.

Roflmao! Hail Father Satan!



On 3/22/11, lydia_n_666 <liddynavillus@... wrote:

LOL!!! I will have to remember that one!





--- [/IMG][email protected], "netspectre101" <netspectre101@

wrote:



One of my xtian 'friends' asked me if I knew what Easter was all about.



This of course is a lead in to get me to convert and come to church, since

she is so worried about my soul and all.

blah blah blah...

(she has no idea I am a Satanist.)





So I said, "Well, I don't know the exact meaning of Easter but lets look

at the symbols, Eggs, Rabbits and coming back from the dead, so if you

toss them into a pot and stir, the meaning of Easter is, if you have lots

of really great sex, you'll live forever."



She was not amused.

I, however pissed my pants laughing.

I thinks she knows I ain't coming to church.

Ever...



But man, they still want to pray for you.



You know if it cost them money to pray for you, they damn sure wouldn't do

it.



hhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[/TD]