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i been having a little trouble with some door to door christians, they come to my home an bother me every other week, handing out flyers an such, telling people to come to there baptist church. i try politly telling them im not interested but they continue with do you want ot go to hell an the such an come so you wont burn in the unholy fires an all the works, finally i told them today look i am satanist am proud to be please leave me an my family alone before i an forced to make sure your not back on my property. they are still kind of in shock from the i am a satanist an proud to be. but once they snap out of it i realize i just had water thrown into my face an one old guy in the back is saying some kinda jiberish an now i have a splitting headache that i cant get rid of someone tell em something. i have no clue whats going on but my head hurts more than it ever has in my life.
 
FUCK THOSE PEOPLE UP!!!!

THEY DESERVE PUNISHMENT FOR THAT!!!!!!!



--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "daysofsilence" <daysofsilence@... wrote:

i been having a little trouble with some door to door christians, they come to my home an bother me every other week, handing out flyers an such, telling people to come to there baptist church. i try politly telling them im not interested but they continue with do you want ot go to hell an the such an come so you wont burn in the unholy fires an all the works, finally i told them today look i am satanist am proud to be please leave me an my family alone before i an forced to make sure your not back on my property. they are still kind of in shock from the i am a satanist an proud to be. but once they snap out of it i realize i just had water thrown into my face an one old guy in the back is saying some kinda jiberish an now i have a splitting headache that i cant get rid of someone tell em something. i have no clue whats going on but my head hurts more than it ever has in my life.
 
Water thrown in your face? Holy water I'm assuming, and they tried to exorcise you? Sounds like that whammed xian energy into your head. Clean your aura and chakras with Satanic energy fire (electric blue), and bring it into your head too. Affirm that it is dissolving the negative xian energy.

And in the future, to keep them away, remember that everything has an aura that can be programmed. Program the aura of your yard, front door, etc to keep them away, and do a banishing ritual too. Give it all you got.

Hope this helps.

Hail Satan!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "daysofsilence" <daysofsilence@... wrote:

i been having a little trouble with some door to door christians, they come to my home an bother me every other week, handing out flyers an such, telling people to come to there baptist church. i try politly telling them im not interested but they continue with do you want ot go to hell an the such an come so you wont burn in the unholy fires an all the works, finally i told them today look i am satanist am proud to be please leave me an my family alone before i an forced to make sure your not back on my property. they are still kind of in shock from the i am a satanist an proud to be. but once they snap out of it i realize i just had water thrown into my face an one old guy in the back is saying some kinda jiberish an now i have a splitting headache that i cant get rid of someone tell em something. i have no clue whats going on but my head hurts more than it ever has in my life.
 
Fuck 'em, don't answer the door when they come knocking.

If they leave "tracts" use them in a destruction ritual.

Hail Satan!
And thanks to Maxine and all Clergy.




--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "daysofsilence" <daysofsilence@... wrote:

i been having a little trouble with some door to door christians, they come to my home an bother me every other week, handing out flyers an such, telling people to come to there baptist church. i try politly telling them im not interested but they continue with do you want ot go to hell an the such an come so you wont burn in the unholy fires an all the works, finally i told them today look i am satanist am proud to be please leave me an my family alone before i an forced to make sure your not back on my property. they are still kind of in shock from the i am a satanist an proud to be. but once they snap out of it i realize i just had water thrown into my face an one old guy in the back is saying some kinda jiberish an now i have a splitting headache that i cant get rid of someone tell em something. i have no clue whats going on but my head hurts more than it ever has in my life.
 
<td val[/IMG]I bought a NO SOLICITATION sign for our new mobile home.I put it in the front window next to our door.If they come a knocking here,I will press charges.
Hail Satan!
Brian
--- On Fri, 7/22/11, netspectre101 <netspectre101@... wrote:
From: netspectre101 <netspectre101@...
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: door to door christians
To: [email protected]
Date: Friday, July 22, 2011, 6:36 PM

  Fuck 'em, don't answer the door when they come knocking.

If they leave "tracts" use them in a destruction ritual.

Hail Satan!
And thanks to Maxine and all Clergy.

--- [/IMG][email protected], "daysofsilence" <daysofsilence@... wrote:

i been having a little trouble with some door to door christians, they come to my home an bother me every other week, handing out flyers an such, telling people to come to there baptist church. i try politly telling them im not interested but they continue with do you want ot go to hell an the such an come so you wont burn in the unholy fires an all the works, finally i told them today look i am satanist am proud to be please leave me an my family alone before i an forced to make sure your not back on my property. they are still kind of in shock from the i am a satanist an proud to be. but once they snap out of it i realize i just had water thrown into my face an one old guy in the back is saying some kinda jiberish an now i have a splitting headache that i cant get rid of someone tell em something. i have no clue whats going on but my head hurts more than it ever has in my life.
[/TD]
 
Its an attack.

I use the Algiz rune as protection when I know their coming.
That and my natural disdain for them..:)

Hey, use those flyers for toilet paper. Thats what I taught my kids to do.
Today my 6 yr old told me that the christians gave her more toilet paper today, and she put it over the roll. hahahaha

You did right by telling them off.

Now cleanse, and ERASE THE GUILT. They are idiots for knocking on your door anyway.

STUPIDITY. Isn't it nice now to stand up and be free of it?

AVE SATAN


--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "daysofsilence" <daysofsilence@... wrote:

i been having a little trouble with some door to door christians, they come to my home an bother me every other week, handing out flyers an such, telling people to come to there baptist church. i try politly telling them im not interested but they continue with do you want ot go to hell an the such an come so you wont burn in the unholy fires an all the works, finally i told them today look i am satanist am proud to be please leave me an my family alone before i an forced to make sure your not back on my property. they are still kind of in shock from the i am a satanist an proud to be. but once they snap out of it i realize i just had water thrown into my face an one old guy in the back is saying some kinda jiberish an now i have a splitting headache that i cant get rid of someone tell em something. i have no clue whats going on but my head hurts more than it ever has in my life.
 
If they splash water in your face again call the police they are harassing you and if they come around again and don't leave your property after telling them to that's trespassing. 

-Allyson Ford 
On Jul 22, 2011, at 11:35 AM, "Lydia N" <lydia_666@... wrote:
  Water thrown in your face? Holy water I'm assuming, and they tried to exorcise you? Sounds like that whammed xian energy into your head. Clean your aura and chakras with Satanic energy fire (electric blue), and bring it into your head too. Affirm that it is dissolving the negative xian energy.

And in the future, to keep them away, remember that everything has an aura that can be programmed. Program the aura of your yard, front door, etc to keep them away, and do a banishing ritual too. Give it all you got.

Hope this helps.

Hail Satan!

--- [/IMG][email protected][/email][/url], "daysofsilence" <daysofsilence@... wrote:

i been having a little trouble with some door to door christians, they come to my home an bother me every other week, handing out flyers an such, telling people to come to there baptist church. i try politly telling them im not interested but they continue with do you want ot go to hell an the such an come so you wont burn in the unholy fires an all the works, finally i told them today look i am satanist am proud to be please leave me an my family alone before i an forced to make sure your not back on my property. they are still kind of in shock from the i am a satanist an proud to be. but once they snap out of it i realize i just had water thrown into my face an one old guy in the back is saying some kinda jiberish an now i have a splitting headache that i cant get rid of someone tell em something. i have no clue whats going on but my head hurts more than it ever has in my life.
 
What I did in several residences to rid myself of these nuisance callers (jehova's witnesses in this case) was to post an easily readable sign (not huge but not so small they'd miss it) in the front window nearest the door that read, "Absolutely no peddlars, agents or religious callers."

It almost always worked. Even when it didn't they didn't knock on the door (so I suppose it still worked!) but would stand there debating what to do after they saw the sign, then would leave. I remember one time which was hilarious: two women saw the sign from the end of the driveway and I could see they were upset because this went against their programming. What's more, females count for nothing in that organization, so they had to wait for a man to render a decision. In a few moments a big SUV pulled up, with the requisite male in it who, after a moment of discussion, drove off, taking the two female robots with him.

I've lived in a condo for the last 7 years & have had none of this nonsense, thankfully.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "daysofsilence" <daysofsilence@... wrote:

i been having a little trouble with some door to door christians, they come to my home an bother me every other week, handing out flyers an such, telling people to come to there baptist church. i try politly telling them im not interested but they continue with do you want ot go to hell an the such an come so you wont burn in the unholy fires an all the works, finally i told them today look i am satanist am proud to be please leave me an my family alone before i an forced to make sure your not back on my property. they are still kind of in shock from the i am a satanist an proud to be. but once they snap out of it i realize i just had water thrown into my face an one old guy in the back is saying some kinda jiberish an now i have a splitting headache that i cant get rid of someone tell em something. i have no clue whats going on but my head hurts more than it ever has in my life.
 
That works! On a post that hasn't shown up yet, I mentioned how I had such a sign to get rid of pestiferous JW's. It was very specific as I made it: "No peddlers, agents, or religious callers." That got all of 'em in one swoop. (Unfortunately, it also got the Avon lady, but I already knew her so that was OK. LOL)

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Brian Gibbons <briangibbons20@... wrote:

I bought a NO SOLICITATION sign for our new mobile home.I put it in the front window next to our door.If they come a knocking here,I will press charges.
Hail Satan!
Brian
--- On Fri, 7/22/11, netspectre101 <netspectre101@... wrote:

From: netspectre101 <netspectre101@...
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: door to door christians
To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
Date: Friday, July 22, 2011, 6:36 PM
















 









Fuck 'em, don't answer the door when they come knocking.



If they leave "tracts" use them in a destruction ritual.



Hail Satan!

And thanks to Maxine and all Clergy.



--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "daysofsilence" <daysofsilence@ wrote:



i been having a little trouble with some door to door christians, they come to my home an bother me every other week, handing out flyers an such, telling people to come to there baptist church. i try politly telling them im not interested but they continue with do you want ot go to hell an the such an come so you wont burn in the unholy fires an all the works, finally i told them today look i am satanist am proud to be please leave me an my family alone before i an forced to make sure your not back on my property. they are still kind of in shock from the i am a satanist an proud to be. but once they snap out of it i realize i just had water thrown into my face an one old guy in the back is saying some kinda jiberish an now i have a splitting headache that i cant get rid of someone tell em something. i have no clue whats going on but my head hurts more than it ever has in my life.
 
PUNCH THEM IN THEIR PLASTIC FACES!! X:(
[i live in a country where you can punch them and go scot free :XD]
--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "Lydia N" <lydia_666@... wrote:

Water thrown in your face? Holy water I'm assuming, and they tried to exorcise you? Sounds like that whammed xian energy into your head. Clean your aura and chakras with Satanic energy fire (electric blue), and bring it into your head too. Affirm that it is dissolving the negative xian energy.

And in the future, to keep them away, remember that everything has an aura that can be programmed. Program the aura of your yard, front door, etc to keep them away, and do a banishing ritual too. Give it all you got.

Hope this helps.

Hail Satan!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "daysofsilence" <daysofsilence@ wrote:

i been having a little trouble with some door to door christians, they come to my home an bother me every other week, handing out flyers an such, telling people to come to there baptist church. i try politly telling them im not interested but they continue with do you want ot go to hell an the such an come so you wont burn in the unholy fires an all the works, finally i told them today look i am satanist am proud to be please leave me an my family alone before i an forced to make sure your not back on my property. they are still kind of in shock from the i am a satanist an proud to be. but once they snap out of it i realize i just had water thrown into my face an one old guy in the back is saying some kinda jiberish an now i have a splitting headache that i cant get rid of someone tell em something. i have no clue whats going on but my head hurts more than it ever has in my life.
 
<td val[/IMG]I would like to find one like that myself Sequoia,this one is too vague.But its better than nothing.I see my xtian neighbors,who helped us in the storm,look at it in disgust,while I proudly cut my lawn.
Hail Satan!
Brian

--- On Sat, 7/23/11, Sequoia <northernsequoia_999@... wrote:
From: Sequoia <northernsequoia_999@...
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: door to door christians
To: [email protected]
Date: Saturday, July 23, 2011, 3:51 AM

  That works! On a post that hasn't shown up yet, I mentioned how I had such a sign to get rid of pestiferous JW's. It was very specific as I made it: "No peddlers, agents, or religious callers." That got all of 'em in one swoop. (Unfortunately, it also got the Avon lady, but I already knew her so that was OK. LOL)

--- [/IMG][email protected], Brian Gibbons <briangibbons20@... wrote:

I bought a NO SOLICITATION sign for our new mobile home.I put it in the front window next to our door.If they come a knocking here,I will press charges.
Hail Satan!
Brian
--- On Fri, 7/22/11, netspectre101 <netspectre101@... wrote:

From: netspectre101 <netspectre101@...
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: door to door christians
To: <a rel="nofollow">[email protected]
Date: Friday, July 22, 2011, 6:36 PM
















 









Fuck 'em, don't answer the door when they come knocking.



If they leave "tracts" use them in a destruction ritual.



Hail Satan!

And thanks to Maxine and all Clergy.



--- [/IMG][email protected], "daysofsilence" <daysofsilence@ wrote:



i been having a little trouble with some door to door christians, they come to my home an bother me every other week, handing out flyers an such, telling people to come to there baptist church. i try politly telling them im not interested but they continue with do you want ot go to hell an the such an come so you wont burn in the unholy fires an all the works, finally i told them today look i am satanist am proud to be please leave me an my family alone before i an forced to make sure your not back on my property. they are still kind of in shock from the i am a satanist an proud to be. but once they snap out of it i realize i just had water thrown into my face an one old guy in the back is saying some kinda jiberish an now i have a splitting headache that i cant get rid of someone tell em something. i have no clue whats going on but my head hurts more than it ever has in my life.
[/TD]
 
best advice I can give to anybody is just dont answer the door to those fucktards.common sense
Sent from my LG phone

Sequoia <northernsequoia_999@... wrote:

What I did in several residences to rid myself of these nuisance callers (jehova's witnesses in this case) was to post an easily readable sign (not huge but not so small they'd miss it) in the front window nearest the door that read, "Absolutely no peddlars, agents or religious callers."

It almost always worked. Even when it didn't they didn't knock on the door (so I suppose it still worked!) but would stand there debating what to do after they saw the sign, then would leave. I remember one time which was hilarious: two women saw the sign from the end of the driveway and I could see they were upset because this went against their programming. What's more, females count for nothing in that organization, so they had to wait for a man to render a decision. In a few moments a big SUV pulled up, with the requisite male in it who, after a moment of discussion, drove off, taking the two female robots with him.

I've lived in a condo for the last 7 years & have had none of this nonsense, thankfully.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "daysofsilence" <daysofsilence@... wrote:

i been having a little trouble with some door to door christians, they come to my home an bother me every other week, handing out flyers an such, telling people to come to there baptist church. i try politly telling them im not interested but they continue with do you want ot go to hell an the such an come so you wont burn in the unholy fires an all the works, finally i told them today look i am satanist am proud to be please leave me an my family alone before i an forced to make sure your not back on my property. they are still kind of in shock from the i am a satanist an proud to be. but once they snap out of it i realize i just had water thrown into my face an one old guy in the back is saying some kinda jiberish an now i have a splitting headache that i cant get rid of someone tell em something. i have no clue whats going on but my head hurts more than it ever has in my life.
 
Brian: I made my own. You won't find anything that specific in a store.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Brian Gibbons <briangibbons20@... wrote:

I would like to find one like that myself Sequoia,this one is too vague.But its better than nothing.I see my xtian neighbors,who helped us in the storm,look at it in disgust,while I proudly cut my lawn.
Hail Satan!
Brian

--- On Sat, 7/23/11, Sequoia <northernsequoia_999@... wrote:

From: Sequoia <northernsequoia_999@...
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: door to door christians
To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
Date: Saturday, July 23, 2011, 3:51 AM
















 









That works! On a post that hasn't shown up yet, I mentioned how I had such a sign to get rid of pestiferous JW's. It was very specific as I made it: "No peddlers, agents, or religious callers." That got all of 'em in one swoop. (Unfortunately, it also got the Avon lady, but I already knew her so that was OK. LOL)



--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Brian Gibbons <briangibbons20@ wrote:



I bought a NO SOLICITATION sign for our new mobile home.I put it in the front window next to our door.If they come a knocking here,I will press charges.

Hail Satan!

Brian

--- On Fri, 7/22/11, netspectre101 <netspectre101@ wrote:



From: netspectre101 <netspectre101@

Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: door to door christians

To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]

Date: Friday, July 22, 2011, 6:36 PM

































 



















Fuck 'em, don't answer the door when they come knocking.







If they leave "tracts" use them in a destruction ritual.







Hail Satan!



And thanks to Maxine and all Clergy.







--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "daysofsilence" <daysofsilence@ wrote:







i been having a little trouble with some door to door christians, they come to my home an bother me every other week, handing out flyers an such, telling people to come to there baptist church. i try politly telling them im not interested but they continue with do you want ot go to hell an the such an come so you wont burn in the unholy fires an all the works, finally i told them today look i am satanist am proud to be please leave me an my family alone before i an forced to make sure your not back on my property. they are still kind of in shock from the i am a satanist an proud to be. but once they snap out of it i realize i just had water thrown into my face an one old guy in the back is saying some kinda jiberish an now i have a splitting headache that i cant get rid of someone tell em something. i have no clue whats going on but my head hurts more than it ever has in my life.
 
<td val[/IMG]COOL!!!!!!!!

--- On Sun, 7/24/11, Sequoia <northernsequoia_999@... wrote:
From: Sequoia <northernsequoia_999@...
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: door to door christians
To: [email protected]
Date: Sunday, July 24, 2011, 8:38 PM

  Brian: I made my own. You won't find anything that specific in a store.

--- [/IMG][email protected], Brian Gibbons <briangibbons20@... wrote:

I would like to find one like that myself Sequoia,this one is too vague.But its better than nothing.I see my xtian neighbors,who helped us in the storm,look at it in disgust,while I proudly cut my lawn.
Hail Satan!
Brian

--- On Sat, 7/23/11, Sequoia <northernsequoia_999@... wrote:

From: Sequoia <northernsequoia_999@...
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: door to door christians
To: <a rel="nofollow">[email protected]
Date: Saturday, July 23, 2011, 3:51 AM
















 









That works! On a post that hasn't shown up yet, I mentioned how I had such a sign to get rid of pestiferous JW's. It was very specific as I made it: "No peddlers, agents, or religious callers." That got all of 'em in one swoop. (Unfortunately, it also got the Avon lady, but I already knew her so that was OK. LOL)



--- [/IMG][email protected], Brian Gibbons <briangibbons20@ wrote:



I bought a NO SOLICITATION sign for our new mobile home.I put it in the front window next to our door.If they come a knocking here,I will press charges.

Hail Satan!

Brian

--- On Fri, 7/22/11, netspectre101 <netspectre101@ wrote:



From: netspectre101 <netspectre101@

Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: door to door christians

To: <a rel="nofollow">[email protected]

Date: Friday, July 22, 2011, 6:36 PM

































 



















Fuck 'em, don't answer the door when they come knocking.







If they leave "tracts" use them in a destruction ritual.







Hail Satan!



And thanks to Maxine and all Clergy.







--- [/IMG][email protected], "daysofsilence" <daysofsilence@ wrote:







i been having a little trouble with some door to door christians, they come to my home an bother me every other week, handing out flyers an such, telling people to come to there baptist church. i try politly telling them im not interested but they continue with do you want ot go to hell an the such an come so you wont burn in the unholy fires an all the works, finally i told them today look i am satanist am proud to be please leave me an my family alone before i an forced to make sure your not back on my property. they are still kind of in shock from the i am a satanist an proud to be. but once they snap out of it i realize i just had water thrown into my face an one old guy in the back is saying some kinda jiberish an now i have a splitting headache that i cant get rid of someone tell em something. i have no clue whats going on but my head hurts more than it ever has in my life.
[/TD]
 
But they keep knocking... and then they come back the next day and knock and knock and knock. Sometimes they even peek in through your windows. I'd rather answer the door and threaten with a lawsuit.

Hail Satan!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "mleskela@..." <mleskela@... wrote:

best advice I can give to anybody is just dont answer the door to those fucktards.common sense
Sent from my LG phone

Sequoia <northernsequoia_999@... wrote:

What I did in several residences to rid myself of these nuisance callers (jehova's witnesses in this case) was to post an easily readable sign (not huge but not so small they'd miss it) in the front window nearest the door that read, "Absolutely no peddlars, agents or religious callers."

It almost always worked. Even when it didn't they didn't knock on the door (so I suppose it still worked!) but would stand there debating what to do after they saw the sign, then would leave. I remember one time which was hilarious: two women saw the sign from the end of the driveway and I could see they were upset because this went against their programming. What's more, females count for nothing in that organization, so they had to wait for a man to render a decision. In a few moments a big SUV pulled up, with the requisite male in it who, after a moment of discussion, drove off, taking the two female robots with him.

I've lived in a condo for the last 7 years & have had none of this nonsense, thankfully.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "daysofsilence" <daysofsilence@ wrote:

i been having a little trouble with some door to door christians, they come to my home an bother me every other week, handing out flyers an such, telling people to come to there baptist church. i try politly telling them im not interested but they continue with do you want ot go to hell an the such an come so you wont burn in the unholy fires an all the works, finally i told them today look i am satanist am proud to be please leave me an my family alone before i an forced to make sure your not back on my property. they are still kind of in shock from the i am a satanist an proud to be. but once they snap out of it i realize i just had water thrown into my face an one old guy in the back is saying some kinda jiberish an now i have a splitting headache that i cant get rid of someone tell em something. i have no clue whats going on but my head hurts more than it ever has in my life.
 

Al Jilwah: Chapter IV

"It is my desire that all my followers unite in a bond of unity, lest those who are without prevail against them." - Shaitan

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