another proof xianity is on a decline...

[isaacmyers]

I got a forward from my nieve mother, and this is just another proof that xianity is on a decline:

LAS VEGAS CHURCHES ACCEPT GAMBLING CHIPS.


THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.

NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.

SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.

THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.

 

[tmt1922]

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "isaacmyers" <isaacmyers@... wrote:

I got a forward from my nieve mother, and this is just another proof that xianity is on a decline:

LAS VEGAS CHURCHES ACCEPT GAMBLING CHIPS.


THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.

NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.

SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.

THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.

Rien ne va plus ?
AVE SATANAS !!!

 

[metal_neolith]

Now that is just the sort of crazy attempts at trying to keep there sheep that we have come to see so much of dont you love the predictability!!

Im sure they have some silly rule about not gambling so once again they contradict themselves!!

What a great piece of info isaacmyers made me laugh thanks

HAIL SATAN!!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "isaacmyers" <isaacmyers@... wrote:

I got a forward from my nieve mother, and this is just another proof that xianity is on a decline:

LAS VEGAS CHURCHES ACCEPT GAMBLING CHIPS.


THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.

NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.

SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.

THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.