The Wisdom Of Buddha

[JoS Forum Contributions]

Once in awhile there is some good wisdom in the Buddhist teaching let us examine them:





I told her beauty is why God inverted eyeballs and her booty is why god invented my balls-Buddha


My nigga, Im faded, faded, faded-Buddha


Move bitch, get outta da way-Buddha


Go girl you can twerk it

Let me see you whistle while you work it-Buddha


Im the butt police and Im look'in at your rear, rear, rear-Buddha


Uh, Im in the ocean getting shark pussy- Buddha


Are you lesbian or librarian, I know you got room for my dick-shhh-tionary-Buddha

Im the shit literally-Buddha


Stupid ass niggas, run up on my name, hatin on me-Buddha


She got a big booty, so I call her big booty-Buddha


Pussy ho, pussy ho, she a pussy ho till she give me pussy ho-Buddha


Don't worry why my wrist got so freeze, tell a girl like Dorito's that's nacho cheese-Buddha



Blocka, blocka, blocka, blocka. Pour a little champagne cherry vodka-Buddha


Smoke weed everyday-Buddha


I'm ten feet tall when I'm standin on top of my dick-Buddha