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garimevil

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ola everybody.i just got booted off another christian e group.bible bullcrap believers.i dont think im wasting my time anymore cause now im joking with them.
i just made some up.

wierd al yankovics parody"wat if god smoked cannabis"is actually real and god got stoned before he wrote the bible.

the rapture is really gods fat ass farting on all the christians because you guys stink!

HAIL SATAN
 
wooowwww lol, what are some of the christian e-groups youve been to...?

On Thu, Nov 5, 2009 at 8:57 AM, garimevil <garimevil@... wrote:
  ola everybody.i just got booted off another christian e group.bible bullcrap believers.i dont think im wasting my time anymore cause now im joking with them.
i just made some up.

wierd al yankovics parody"wat if god smoked cannabis"is actually real and god got stoned before he wrote the bible.

the rapture is really gods fat ass farting on all the christians because you guys stink!

HAIL SATAN
 
bible belivers,naturistist christans,and one more but i forgot.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Rhino <gkj338@... wrote:

wooowwww lol, what are some of the christian e-groups youve been to...?

On Thu, Nov 5, 2009 at 8:57 AM, garimevil <garimevil@... wrote:



ola everybody.i just got booted off another christian e group.bible
bullcrap believers.i dont think im wasting my time anymore cause now im
joking with them.
i just made some up.

wierd al yankovics parody"wat if god smoked cannabis"is actually real and
god got stoned before he wrote the bible.

the rapture is really gods fat ass farting on all the christians because
you guys stink!

HAIL SATAN
 
Im all for mocking the xians, but Im not gonna lie man, that isnt funny in anyway shape or form. Im sorry.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "garimevil" <garimevil@... wrote:

ola everybody.i just got booted off another christian e group.bible bullcrap believers.i dont think im wasting my time anymore cause now im joking with them.
i just made some up.

wierd al yankovics parody"wat if god smoked cannabis"is actually real and god got stoned before he wrote the bible.

the rapture is really gods fat ass farting on all the christians because you guys stink!

HAIL SATAN
 
Yeah, I don't think that qualifies as a joke. Besides, jewhova hates cannabis, and as a pot smoking Satanist I take offense at that. You seriously need to work on your jokes.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "whatshisface117" <whatshisface1117@... wrote:

Im all for mocking the xians, but Im not gonna lie man, that isnt funny in anyway shape or form. Im sorry.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "garimevil" <garimevil@ wrote:

ola everybody.i just got booted off another christian e group.bible bullcrap believers.i dont think im wasting my time anymore cause now im joking with them.
i just made some up.

wierd al yankovics parody"wat if god smoked cannabis"is actually real and god got stoned before he wrote the bible.

the rapture is really gods fat ass farting on all the christians because you guys stink!

HAIL SATAN
 

Al Jilwah: Chapter IV

"It is my desire that all my followers unite in a bond of unity, lest those who are without prevail against them." - Shaitan

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