Silly Christians, not this time!

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So, I was sitting down with a good book this afternoon when I heard quite a hustle and bustle at the door, which was followed by a loud, obnoxious knock. Grudginly, I opened the door to five very cheery teenagers.

They said that they were going to trade me a paper clip for any large items that I didn't need. Naturally, I asked them why, to which they replied:

"Oh, we're from a youth group and we're on a mission to collect stuff that YOU don't need!"
"Who sent you?"
"Oh, ****** ****** Church. It's for a good cause."
"Well, this is a heathen household. We happen to have a major problem with your church. Ask your pastor, he'll tell you ALL (all as in the lie that is the Christian 'religion' itself)about it. Get the fuck out of my house."
"Oh... well... SATAN TAKE YOU!"
"He already has!"

They left with drooping heads and one of them was crying. Dumbasses.


Anyways, there is a lesson in all of this. Although it may seem like a grand idea to give something to a charity, you MUST be careful about it. The only reason they came was to get things to support the church's growth (their church is VERY strong as it is).

Don't give anything good to these low-life organizations. Crockpots are MUCH TOO PRECIOUS and so are your chairs. You'll need them at some point.


Goy Svaroga!

 

[james miller]

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Little fuckers out on a mission for the enemy eh? Good you treated them right and sent all of them packing

HAIL SATAN FOREVER!
AND PRAISE THE GODS!
MAY THE ENEMIES OF SATAN AND HUMANITY FALL AT OUR FEET!!

Raven


To: [email protected]
From: spudkuzik@...
Date: Thu, 18 Mar 2010 04:02:47 +0000
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Silly Christians, not this time!

  So, I was sitting down with a good book this afternoon when I heard quite a hustle and bustle at the door, which was followed by a loud, obnoxious knock. Grudginly, I opened the door to five very cheery teenagers.

They said that they were going to trade me a paper clip for any large items that I didn't need. Naturally, I asked them why, to which they replied:

"Oh, we're from a youth group and we're on a mission to collect stuff that YOU don't need!"
"Who sent you?"
"Oh, ****** ****** Church. It's for a good cause."
"Well, this is a heathen household. We happen to have a major problem with your church. Ask your pastor, he'll tell you ALL (all as in the lie that is the Christian 'religion' itself)about it. Get the fuck out of my house."
"Oh... well... SATAN TAKE YOU!"
"He already has!"

They left with drooping heads and one of them was crying. Dumbasses.

Anyways, there is a lesson in all of this. Although it may seem like a grand idea to give something to a charity, you MUST be careful about it. The only reason they came was to get things to support the church's growth (their church is VERY strong as it is).

Don't give anything good to these low-life organizations. Crockpots are MUCH TOO PRECIOUS and so are your chairs. You'll need them at some point.

Goy Svaroga!


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[thesataniclazy]

LOL, I think I should have a pie sitting next to my door.... just in case . That is awesome!


Hail Father Satan and the Gods of Old!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], spudkuzik@... wrote:

So, I was sitting down with a good book this afternoon when I heard quite a hustle and bustle at the door, which was followed by a loud, obnoxious knock. Grudginly, I opened the door to five very cheery teenagers.

They said that they were going to trade me a paper clip for any large items that I didn't need. Naturally, I asked them why, to which they replied:

"Oh, we're from a youth group and we're on a mission to collect stuff that YOU don't need!"
"Who sent you?"
"Oh, ****** ****** Church. It's for a good cause."
"Well, this is a heathen household. We happen to have a major problem with your church. Ask your pastor, he'll tell you ALL (all as in the lie that is the Christian 'religion' itself)about it. Get the fuck out of my house."
"Oh... well... SATAN TAKE YOU!"
"He already has!"

They left with drooping heads and one of them was crying. Dumbasses.


Anyways, there is a lesson in all of this. Although it may seem like a grand idea to give something to a charity, you MUST be careful about it. The only reason they came was to get things to support the church's growth (their church is VERY strong as it is).

Don't give anything good to these low-life organizations. Crockpots are MUCH TOO PRECIOUS and so are your chairs. You'll need them at some point.


Goy Svaroga!

 

[DerekD]

Yeah, that would be cool if you did it when those mormons come over in their little dressy shirts! "Oh hello, let me get you nice gentleman a treat. Just one moment please." Splat! "There's your treat! Now get the hell off my porch!" Then their clothes would be all messy! Yep, what do you think?

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "thesataniclazy" <thesataniclazy@... wrote:

LOL, I think I should have a pie sitting next to my door.... just in case . That is awesome!

 

[DerekD]

Nice! Way to smoke their asses! I bet that would have been worth a good laugh to watch.

A paper clip? Seriously!? Any trade (especially a large item) would have been a total rip off!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], spudkuzik@... wrote:

So, I was sitting down with a good book this afternoon when I heard quite a hustle and bustle at the door, which was followed by a loud, obnoxious knock. Grudginly, I opened the door to five very cheery teenagers.

They said that they were going to trade me a paper clip for any large items that I didn't need. Naturally, I asked them why, to which they replied:

"Oh, we're from a youth group and we're on a mission to collect stuff that YOU don't need!"
"Who sent you?"
"Oh, ****** ****** Church. It's for a good cause."
"Well, this is a heathen household. We happen to have a major problem with your church. Ask your pastor, he'll tell you ALL (all as in the lie that is the Christian 'religion' itself)about it. Get the fuck out of my house."
"Oh... well... SATAN TAKE YOU!"
"He already has!"

They left with drooping heads and one of them was crying. Dumbasses.


Anyways, there is a lesson in all of this. Although it may seem like a grand idea to give something to a charity, you MUST be careful about it. The only reason they came was to get things to support the church's growth (their church is VERY strong as it is).

Don't give anything good to these low-life organizations. Crockpots are MUCH TOO PRECIOUS and so are your chairs. You'll need them at some point.


Goy Svaroga!

 

[braedynrutherford]

LOL thats funny!!! stupid little teenagers, lol nice with the satan take you comeback, ill keep that in mind! lol

HAIL SATAN AND THE TRUE GODS OF OLD!!!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], spudkuzik@... wrote:

So, I was sitting down with a good book this afternoon when I heard quite a hustle and bustle at the door, which was followed by a loud, obnoxious knock. Grudginly, I opened the door to five very cheery teenagers.

They said that they were going to trade me a paper clip for any large items that I didn't need. Naturally, I asked them why, to which they replied:

"Oh, we're from a youth group and we're on a mission to collect stuff that YOU don't need!"
"Who sent you?"
"Oh, ****** ****** Church. It's for a good cause."
"Well, this is a heathen household. We happen to have a major problem with your church. Ask your pastor, he'll tell you ALL (all as in the lie that is the Christian 'religion' itself)about it. Get the fuck out of my house."
"Oh... well... SATAN TAKE YOU!"
"He already has!"

They left with drooping heads and one of them was crying. Dumbasses.


Anyways, there is a lesson in all of this. Although it may seem like a grand idea to give something to a charity, you MUST be careful about it. The only reason they came was to get things to support the church's growth (their church is VERY strong as it is).

Don't give anything good to these low-life organizations. Crockpots are MUCH TOO PRECIOUS and so are your chairs. You'll need them at some point.


Goy Svaroga!

 

[Anti]

I would have thrown a stapler at their face...end of story

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], spudkuzik@... wrote:

So, I was sitting down with a good book this afternoon when I heard quite a hustle and bustle at the door, which was followed by a loud, obnoxious knock. Grudginly, I opened the door to five very cheery teenagers.

They said that they were going to trade me a paper clip for any large items that I didn't need. Naturally, I asked them why, to which they replied:

"Oh, we're from a youth group and we're on a mission to collect stuff that YOU don't need!"
"Who sent you?"
"Oh, ****** ****** Church. It's for a good cause."
"Well, this is a heathen household. We happen to have a major problem with your church. Ask your pastor, he'll tell you ALL (all as in the lie that is the Christian 'religion' itself)about it. Get the fuck out of my house."
"Oh... well... SATAN TAKE YOU!"
"He already has!"

They left with drooping heads and one of them was crying. Dumbasses.


Anyways, there is a lesson in all of this. Although it may seem like a grand idea to give something to a charity, you MUST be careful about it. The only reason they came was to get things to support the church's growth (their church is VERY strong as it is).

Don't give anything good to these low-life organizations. Crockpots are MUCH TOO PRECIOUS and so are your chairs. You'll need them at some point.


Goy Svaroga!

 

[infinitempire]

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], spudkuzik@... wrote:

So, I was sitting down with a good book this afternoon when I heard quite a hustle and bustle at the door, which was followed by a loud, obnoxious knock. Grudginly, I opened the door to five very cheery teenagers.

They said that they were going to trade me a paper clip for any large items that I didn't need. Naturally, I asked them why, to which they replied:

"Oh, we're from a youth group and we're on a mission to collect stuff that YOU don't need!"
"Who sent you?"
"Oh, ****** ****** Church. It's for a good cause."
"Well, this is a heathen household. We happen to have a major problem with your church. Ask your pastor, he'll tell you ALL (all as in the lie that is the Christian 'religion' itself)about it. Get the fuck out of my house."
"Oh... well... SATAN TAKE YOU!"
"He already has!"

They left with drooping heads and one of them was crying. Dumbasses.


Anyways, there is a lesson in all of this. Although it may seem like a grand idea to give something to a charity, you MUST be careful about it. The only reason they came was to get things to support the church's growth (their church is VERY strong as it is).

Don't give anything good to these low-life organizations. Crockpots are MUCH TOO PRECIOUS and so are your chairs. You'll need them at some point.


Goy Svaroga!

any of em come here i would probally give em a plastic bag full of dog turds there is your pile of shit keep it no exchange

 

[Vulspire]

Lol why the fuck would they want my large items for? And for a fucking paperclip LOL, Comeplete dumbasses. Nice going sending them away tho.

- Hail Enki!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], spudkuzik@... wrote:

So, I was sitting down with a good book this afternoon when I heard quite a hustle and bustle at the door, which was followed by a loud, obnoxious knock. Grudginly, I opened the door to five very cheery teenagers.

They said that they were going to trade me a paper clip for any large items that I didn't need. Naturally, I asked them why, to which they replied:

"Oh, we're from a youth group and we're on a mission to collect stuff that YOU don't need!"
"Who sent you?"
"Oh, ****** ****** Church. It's for a good cause."
"Well, this is a heathen household. We happen to have a major problem with your church. Ask your pastor, he'll tell you ALL (all as in the lie that is the Christian 'religion' itself)about it. Get the fuck out of my house."
"Oh... well... SATAN TAKE YOU!"
"He already has!"

They left with drooping heads and one of them was crying. Dumbasses.


Anyways, there is a lesson in all of this. Although it may seem like a grand idea to give something to a charity, you MUST be careful about it. The only reason they came was to get things to support the church's growth (their church is VERY strong as it is).

Don't give anything good to these low-life organizations. Crockpots are MUCH TOO PRECIOUS and so are your chairs. You'll need them at some point.


Goy Svaroga!

 

[thesataniclazy]

Id spend money on a cheap altar set just to see there faces light up, lol. Here you go...... (christian gasps)...... thank you come again.



Hail Father Satan and the Gods of Old!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "Vulspire" <anthonyg9996@... wrote:

Lol why the fuck would they want my large items for? And for a fucking paperclip LOL, Comeplete dumbasses. Nice going sending them away tho.

- Hail Enki!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], spudkuzik@ wrote:

So, I was sitting down with a good book this afternoon when I heard quite a hustle and bustle at the door, which was followed by a loud, obnoxious knock. Grudginly, I opened the door to five very cheery teenagers.

They said that they were going to trade me a paper clip for any large items that I didn't need. Naturally, I asked them why, to which they replied:

"Oh, we're from a youth group and we're on a mission to collect stuff that YOU don't need!"
"Who sent you?"
"Oh, ****** ****** Church. It's for a good cause."
"Well, this is a heathen household. We happen to have a major problem with your church. Ask your pastor, he'll tell you ALL (all as in the lie that is the Christian 'religion' itself)about it. Get the fuck out of my house."
"Oh... well... SATAN TAKE YOU!"
"He already has!"

They left with drooping heads and one of them was crying. Dumbasses.


Anyways, there is a lesson in all of this. Although it may seem like a grand idea to give something to a charity, you MUST be careful about it. The only reason they came was to get things to support the church's growth (their church is VERY strong as it is).

Don't give anything good to these low-life organizations. Crockpots are MUCH TOO PRECIOUS and so are your chairs. You'll need them at some point.


Goy Svaroga!

 

[thesataniclazy]

Dude....... you should have told them that you could give them something I mean for all there zombie collecting efforts and all going into the kitchen and grabbing your bag of garbage..... here you go..... one mans garbage is anothers treasure and I know the church will find something they can relate to in there..... thank you come again.



Hail Father Satan and the Gods of Old!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "Vulspire" <anthonyg9996@... wrote:

Lol why the fuck would they want my large items for? And for a fucking paperclip LOL, Comeplete dumbasses. Nice going sending them away tho.

- Hail Enki!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], spudkuzik@ wrote:

So, I was sitting down with a good book this afternoon when I heard quite a hustle and bustle at the door, which was followed by a loud, obnoxious knock. Grudginly, I opened the door to five very cheery teenagers.

They said that they were going to trade me a paper clip for any large items that I didn't need. Naturally, I asked them why, to which they replied:

"Oh, we're from a youth group and we're on a mission to collect stuff that YOU don't need!"
"Who sent you?"
"Oh, ****** ****** Church. It's for a good cause."
"Well, this is a heathen household. We happen to have a major problem with your church. Ask your pastor, he'll tell you ALL (all as in the lie that is the Christian 'religion' itself)about it. Get the fuck out of my house."
"Oh... well... SATAN TAKE YOU!"
"He already has!"

They left with drooping heads and one of them was crying. Dumbasses.


Anyways, there is a lesson in all of this. Although it may seem like a grand idea to give something to a charity, you MUST be careful about it. The only reason they came was to get things to support the church's growth (their church is VERY strong as it is).

Don't give anything good to these low-life organizations. Crockpots are MUCH TOO PRECIOUS and so are your chairs. You'll need them at some point.


Goy Svaroga!

 

[Anita]

Ha Ha. Aren't the charity bins and kerbside collections enough?
There may be some legal point to the paperclip, so that it's a "trade", "swap", and not just a donation. Dunno why they think anyone would want a paperclip though. Maybe it came with a message or something.
Cheers,Anita

From: Vulspire <anthonyg9996@...
To: [email protected]
Sent: Sat, 20 March, 2010 4:05:38 AM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Silly Christians, not this time!

  Lol why the fuck would they want my large items for? And for a fucking paperclip LOL, Comeplete dumbasses. Nice going sending them away tho.

- Hail Enki!

--- In JoyofSatan666@ yahoogroups. com, spudkuzik@.. . wrote:

So, I was sitting down with a good book this afternoon when I heard quite a hustle and bustle at the door, which was followed by a loud, obnoxious knock. Grudginly, I opened the door to five very cheery teenagers.

They said that they were going to trade me a paper clip for any large items that I didn't need. Naturally, I asked them why, to which they replied:

"Oh, we're from a youth group and we're on a mission to collect stuff that YOU don't need!"
"Who sent you?"
"Oh, ****** ****** Church. It's for a good cause."
"Well, this is a heathen household. We happen to have a major problem with your church. Ask your pastor, he'll tell you ALL (all as in the lie that is the Christian 'religion' itself)about it. Get the fuck out of my house."
"Oh... well... SATAN TAKE YOU!"
"He already has!"

They left with drooping heads and one of them was crying. Dumbasses.


Anyways, there is a lesson in all of this. Although it may seem like a grand idea to give something to a charity, you MUST be careful about it. The only reason they came was to get things to support the church's growth (their church is VERY strong as it is).

Don't give anything good to these low-life organizations. Crockpots are MUCH TOO PRECIOUS and so are your chairs. You'll need them at some point.


Goy Svaroga!

 

 

[Blake1]

NIIIICE!!!!!

You rock!

I live on a hill property so we don't get Jewhovahs witnesses or any other crap like that. I guess saving someones soul isn't worth the effort of going up a hill XD.

I wish we did. I could fuck with them soooo much =)

Hail Satan! You have made my day mate XD

 

[kvnfidler]

I guess last saturday xians were going door to door in my neighborhood trying to get people to join their cult. Luckily for them I was at work while this went on, but they left a flyer in my door with their address on it. So far I've put an exposing christianity sticker on both sides and am in the process of writting a letter about how horrible xianity
is. I also told them that if they were found on my property again that it would be viewed as a threat.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "Blake" <theluciferrising@... wrote:

NIIIICE!!!!!

You rock!

I live on a hill property so we don't get Jewhovahs witnesses or any other crap like that. I guess saving someones soul isn't worth the effort of going up a hill XD.

I wish we did. I could fuck with them soooo much =)

Hail Satan! You have made my day mate XD