heathendante
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Bodyguards are taught to beat lie detectors all the time. Please allow me to teach you this simple skill.
Lie detectors are bullshit science, they cannot detect lies, only physiological responses in the human body. Thus lie detectors are inadmissable in almost all courts. Here in California they are not allowed anymore.
The "examiner" will ask you some preliminary questions at the start of the session, questions like "what is your name?" etc. These questions are used as a "baseline" to compare with the tougher questions yet to come. Your blood pressure, respirations, skin temp,and pulse won't react to "what is your name?" but they will react to "did you ever kill anyone?" even if you never did. This is the problem with psudeo science like lie detectors, innocent people react to uncomfortable questions and sociopaths do not...lol so lie detectors have a history of hurting innocent people while helping the guilty! lol!
How to beat the machine...
OK, during the preliminary questions clench your rectal muscles while answering the first mundane questions. You will recognize them. They will be place of birth, date of birth, name etc. Clench the rectals unobtrusively each time the mundane questions are asked, also once in awhile press the floor gently with your toes if in shoes. If the examiner makes you remove shoes then forgo this option .
So far so good. Now breathing. Take in one half breaths while answering the easy baseline questions while you clench your rectum. Do the clenching without any external effort showing, and you don't have to overdo it, just a small amount of pressure is enough to make a big reaction in blood pressure. practice beforehand...practice makes perfect!
The big, bad questions....
Breathe full and relaxed and relax your rectum, stay calm and focused through all uncomfortable questions. Guess what? your readings are now lower on the "bad" questions than on the preliminary ones.
Natural measures...
Hawthorn extract, purchased at a health foor store will lower blood pressure, as will celery juice consumed an hour before the session. 30 minutes before the appointment jog for 20 minutes, then relax. Go in with 10 mins rest, but your pulse and BP will be elevated even though you will look relaxed. Do the clenching during the easy questions, relax through the hard ones and the hawthorn or celery juice will keep you calmer and calmer through the process! Your BP and pulse will actually slow LOL!
BEWARE the questions once the machine is off and the session is over...this is the danger time. The examiner will buddy up, be friendly and ask a few questions "off the record" DON'T BUY THIS! he or she is only looking for inconsistant answers and he is trying to trip you up and contradict what you ststed in the exam. Stick to your story! Don't fall for this shit because the "examiner" just uses "their judgement" at this time to make shit up, especially if the exam was inconclusive or showed you truthful. be polite, say you have another appointment and GET OUT QUICK and don't give them any ammo.
Anyway I hope this helps because lie detectors are bullshit and I LOVE fucking with the quack "examiners."
Hail Satan!
Dante
Lie detectors are bullshit science, they cannot detect lies, only physiological responses in the human body. Thus lie detectors are inadmissable in almost all courts. Here in California they are not allowed anymore.
The "examiner" will ask you some preliminary questions at the start of the session, questions like "what is your name?" etc. These questions are used as a "baseline" to compare with the tougher questions yet to come. Your blood pressure, respirations, skin temp,and pulse won't react to "what is your name?" but they will react to "did you ever kill anyone?" even if you never did. This is the problem with psudeo science like lie detectors, innocent people react to uncomfortable questions and sociopaths do not...lol so lie detectors have a history of hurting innocent people while helping the guilty! lol!
How to beat the machine...
OK, during the preliminary questions clench your rectal muscles while answering the first mundane questions. You will recognize them. They will be place of birth, date of birth, name etc. Clench the rectals unobtrusively each time the mundane questions are asked, also once in awhile press the floor gently with your toes if in shoes. If the examiner makes you remove shoes then forgo this option .
So far so good. Now breathing. Take in one half breaths while answering the easy baseline questions while you clench your rectum. Do the clenching without any external effort showing, and you don't have to overdo it, just a small amount of pressure is enough to make a big reaction in blood pressure. practice beforehand...practice makes perfect!
The big, bad questions....
Breathe full and relaxed and relax your rectum, stay calm and focused through all uncomfortable questions. Guess what? your readings are now lower on the "bad" questions than on the preliminary ones.
Natural measures...
Hawthorn extract, purchased at a health foor store will lower blood pressure, as will celery juice consumed an hour before the session. 30 minutes before the appointment jog for 20 minutes, then relax. Go in with 10 mins rest, but your pulse and BP will be elevated even though you will look relaxed. Do the clenching during the easy questions, relax through the hard ones and the hawthorn or celery juice will keep you calmer and calmer through the process! Your BP and pulse will actually slow LOL!
BEWARE the questions once the machine is off and the session is over...this is the danger time. The examiner will buddy up, be friendly and ask a few questions "off the record" DON'T BUY THIS! he or she is only looking for inconsistant answers and he is trying to trip you up and contradict what you ststed in the exam. Stick to your story! Don't fall for this shit because the "examiner" just uses "their judgement" at this time to make shit up, especially if the exam was inconclusive or showed you truthful. be polite, say you have another appointment and GET OUT QUICK and don't give them any ammo.
Anyway I hope this helps because lie detectors are bullshit and I LOVE fucking with the quack "examiners."
Hail Satan!
Dante
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