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OAKLAND, Calif. – A California preacher who foretold of the world's end only to see the appointed day pass with no extraordinarily cataclysmic event has revised his apocalyptic prophecy, saying he was off by five months and the Earth actually will be obliterated on Oct. 21.Harold Camping, who predicted that 200 million Christians would be taken to heaven Saturday before catastrophe struck the planet, apologized Monday evening for not having the dates "worked out as accurately as I could have."He spoke to the media at the Oakland headquarters of his Family Radio International, which spent millions of dollars_ some of it from donations made by followers — on more than 5,000 billboards and 20 RVs plastered with the Judgment Day message.It was not the first time Camping was forced to explain when his prediction didn't come to pass. The 89-year-old retired civil engineer also prophesied the Apocalypse would come in 1994, but said later that didn't happen then because of a mathematical error.Through chatting with a friend over what he acknowledged was a very difficult weekend, it dawned on him that instead of the biblical Rapture in which the faithful would be swept up to the heavens, May 21 had instead been a "spiritual" Judgment Day, which places the entire world under Christ's judgment, he said.The globe will be completely destroyed in five months, he said, when the apocalypse comes. But because God's judgment and salvation were completed on Saturday, there's no point in continuing to warn people about it, so his network will now just play Christian music and programs until the final end on Oct. 21."We've always said May 21 was the day, but we didn't understand altogether the spiritual meaning," he said. "The fact is there is only one kind of people who will ascend into heaven ... if God has saved them they're going to be caught up."Josh Ocasion, who works the teleprompter during Camping's live broadcasts in the group's threadbare studio sandwiched between an auto shop and a palm reader's business, said he enjoyed the production work but never fully believed the May 21 prophecy would come true."I thought he would show some more human decency in admitting he made a mistake," he said Monday. "We didn't really see that."Follower Jeff Hopkins said he spent a good deal of his own retirement savings on gas money to power his car so people would see its ominous lighted sign showcasing Camping's May 21 warning. As the appointed day drew nearer, Hopkins started making the 100-mile round trip from Long Island to New York City twice a day, spending at least $15 on gas each trip."I've been mocked and scoffed and cursed at and I've been through a lot with this lighted sign on top of my car," said Hopkins, 52, a former television producer who lives in Great River, NY. "I was doing what I've been instructed to do through the Bible, but now I've been stymied. It's like getting slapped in the face."Camping's hands shook slightly as he pinned his microphone to his lapel, and as he clutched a worn Bible he spoke in a quivery monotone about some listeners' earthly concerns after giving away possessions in expectation of the Rapture.Family Radio would never tell anyone what they should do with their belongings, and those who had fewer would cope, Camping said."We're not in the business of financial advice," he said. "We're in the business of telling people there's someone who you can maybe talk to, maybe pray to, and that's God."But he also said that he wouldn't give away all his possessions ahead of Oct 21."I still have to live in a house, I still have to drive a car," he said. "What would be the value of that? If it is Judgment Day why would I give it away?"Apocalyptic thinking has always been part of American religious life and popular culture. Teachings about the end of the world vary dramatically — even within faith traditions — about how they will occur.Still, the overwhelming majority of Christians reject the idea that the exact date or time of Jesus' return can be predicted.Tim LaHaye, co-author of the best-selling "Left Behind" novels about the end times, recently called Camping's prediction "not only bizarre but 100 percent wrong!" He cited the Bible verse Matthew 24:36, "but about that day or hour no one knows" except God.Camping offered no clues about Family Radio's finances Monday, saying he could not estimate how much had been spent advertising his prediction nor how much money the nonprofit had taken in as a result. In 2009, the nonprofit reported in IRS filings that it received $18.3 million in donations, and had assets of more than $104 million, including $34 million in stocks or other publicly traded securities.http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110524/ap_ ... e_saturday
 Cordially,

PRAISE THE Mighty 4 Crowns of Duat!

Knowledge cant be rushed, it is power so you must accept and embrace it.
-Reverend Mac Friday


Reverend Mac Friday
Joy Of Satan Ministries

www.joyofsatan.com
 
Ca[/IMG]</var>ing got caught 'with his pants down' so now he is grasping at straws. Pathetic, period.
From: Yoyo <kung_fukistas_real@...
To: [email protected]
Sent: Tuesday, May 24, 2011 1:09 PM
Subject: [JoS4adults] Re: New Rapture Date, What A Total Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Reverend Mac Friday <macfriday@... wrote:

OAKLAND, Calif. â€" A California preacher who foretold of the world's end only to
see the appointed day pass with no extraordinarily cataclysmic event has revised
his apocalyptic prophecy, saying he was off by five months and the Earth
actually will be obliterated on Oct. 21.
Harold Camping, who predicted that 200 million Christians would be taken to
heaven Saturday before catastrophe struck the planet, apologized Monday evening
for not having the dates "worked out as accurately as I could have."
He spoke to the media at the Oakland headquarters of his Family Radio
International, which spent millions of dollars_ some of it from donations made
by followers â€" on more than 5,000 billboards and 20 RVs plastered with the
Judgment Day message.
It was not the first time Camping was forced to explain when his prediction
didn't come to pass. The 89-year-old retired civil engineer also prophesied the
Apocalypse would come in 1994, but said later that didn't happen then because of
a mathematical error.
Through chatting with a friend over what he acknowledged was a very difficult
weekend, it dawned on him that instead of the biblical Rapture in which the
faithful would be swept up to the heavens, May 21 had instead been a "spiritual"
Judgment Day, which places the entire world under Christ's judgment, he said.
The globe will be completely destroyed in five months, he said, when the
apocalypse comes. But because God's judgment and salvation were completed on
Saturday, there's no point in continuing to warn people about it, so his network
will now just play Christian music and programs until the final end on Oct. 21.
"We've always said May 21 was the day, but we didn't understand altogether the
spiritual meaning," he said. "The fact is there is only one kind of people who
will ascend into heaven ... if God has saved them they're going to be caught
up."
Josh Ocasion, who works the teleprompter during Camping's live broadcasts in the
group's threadbare studio sandwiched between an auto shop and a palm reader's
business, said he enjoyed the production work but never fully believed the May
21 prophecy would come true.
"I thought he would show some more human decency in admitting he made a
mistake," he said Monday. "We didn't really see that."
Follower Jeff Hopkins said he spent a good deal of his own retirement savings on
gas money to power his car so people would see its ominous lighted sign
showcasing Camping's May 21 warning. As the appointed day drew nearer, Hopkins
started making the 100-mile round trip from Long Island to New York City twice a
day, spending at least $15 on gas each trip.
"I've been mocked and scoffed and cursed at and I've been through a lot with
this lighted sign on top of my car," said Hopkins, 52, a former television
producer who lives in Great River, NY. "I was doing what I've been instructed to
do through the Bible, but now I've been stymied. It's like getting slapped in
the face."
Camping's hands shook slightly as he pinned his microphone to his lapel, and as
he clutched a worn Bible he spoke in a quivery monotone about some listeners'
earthly concerns after giving away possessions in expectation of the Rapture.
Family Radio would never tell anyone what they should do with their belongings,
and those who had fewer would cope, Camping said.
"We're not in the business of financial advice," he said. "We're in the business
of telling people there's someone who you can maybe talk to, maybe pray to, and
that's God."
But he also said that he wouldn't give away all his possessions ahead of Oct 21.
"I still have to live in a house, I still have to drive a car," he said. "What
would be the value of that? If it is Judgment Day why would I give it away?"
Apocalyptic thinking has always been part of American religious life and popular
culture. Teachings about the end of the world vary dramatically â€" even within
faith traditions â€" about how they will occur.
Still, the overwhelming majority of Christians reject the idea that the exact
date or time of Jesus' return can be predicted.
Tim LaHaye, co-author of the best-selling "Left Behind" novels about the end
times, recently called Camping's prediction "not only bizarre but 100 percent
wrong!" He cited the Bible verse Matthew 24:36, "but about that day or hour no
one knows" except God.
Camping offered no clues about Family Radio's finances Monday, saying he could
not estimate how much had been spent advertising his prediction nor how much
money the nonprofit had taken in as a result. In 2009, the nonprofit reported in
IRS filings that it received $18.3 million in donations, and had assets of more
than $104 million, including $34 million in stocks or other publicly traded
securities.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110524/ap_ ... e_saturday
Cordially,


PRAISE THE Mighty 4 Crowns of Duat!


Knowledge cant be rushed, it is power so you must accept and embrace it.
-Reverend Mac Friday



Reverend Mac Friday
Joy Of Satan Ministries


www.joyofsatan.com

Roflmao, I Laughed My ass off .

The most blantant example of the jews is this guy . Look at him , 100% jewish . What do You except...

HAIL SATAN!

 
this is just great. and when we're still here in october, ima laugh again. when I heard about this shit the first time from my friend, I said something like this,"plothole number 1 in the bible, the rapture was supposed to occur within the lifetime of his apostles,It didn't happen then, and it never will,"
 

To: [email protected]
From: kung_fukistas_real@...
Date: Tue, 24 May 2011 17:09:22 +0000
Subject: [JoS4adults] Re: New Rapture Date, What A Total Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Reverend Mac Friday <macfriday@... wrote:

OAKLAND, Calif. â€" A California preacher who foretold of the world's end only to
see the appointed day pass with no extraordinarily cataclysmic event has revised
his apocalyptic prophecy, saying he was off by five months and the Earth
actually will be obliterated on Oct. 21.
Harold Camping, who predicted that 200 million Christians would be taken to
heaven Saturday before catastrophe struck the planet, apologized Monday evening
for not having the dates "worked out as accurately as I could have."
He spoke to the media at the Oakland headquarters of his Family Radio
International, which spent millions of dollars_ some of it from donations made
by followers â€" on more than 5,000 billboards and 20 RVs plastered with the
Judgment Day message.
It was not the first time Camping was forced to explain when his prediction
didn't come to pass. The 89-year-old retired civil engineer also prophesied the
Apocalypse would come in 1994, but said later that didn't happen then because of
a mathematical error.
Through chatting with a friend over what he acknowledged was a very difficult
weekend, it dawned on him that instead of the biblical Rapture in which the
faithful would be swept up to the heavens, May 21 had instead been a "spiritual"
Judgment Day, which places the entire world under Christ's judgment, he said.
The globe will be completely destroyed in five months, he said, when the
apocalypse comes. But because God's judgment and salvation were completed on
Saturday, there's no point in continuing to warn people about it, so his network
will now just play Christian music and programs until the final end on Oct. 21.
"We've always said May 21 was the day, but we didn't understand altogether the
spiritual meaning," he said. "The fact is there is only one kind of people who
will ascend into heaven ... if God has saved them they're going to be caught
up."
Josh Ocasion, who works the teleprompter during Camping's live broadcasts in the
group's threadbare studio sandwiched between an auto shop and a palm reader's
business, said he enjoyed the production work but never fully believed the May
21 prophecy would come true.
"I thought he would show some more human decency in admitting he made a
mistake," he said Monday. "We didn't really see that."
Follower Jeff Hopkins said he spent a good deal of his own retirement savings on
gas money to power his car so people would see its ominous lighted sign
showcasing Camping's May 21 warning. As the appointed day drew nearer, Hopkins
started making the 100-mile round trip from Long Island to New York City twice a
day, spending at least $15 on gas each trip.
"I've been mocked and scoffed and cursed at and I've been through a lot with
this lighted sign on top of my car," said Hopkins, 52, a former television
producer who lives in Great River, NY. "I was doing what I've been instructed to
do through the Bible, but now I've been stymied. It's like getting slapped in
the face."
Camping's hands shook slightly as he pinned his microphone to his lapel, and as
he clutched a worn Bible he spoke in a quivery monotone about some listeners'
earthly concerns after giving away possessions in expectation of the Rapture.
Family Radio would never tell anyone what they should do with their belongings,
and those who had fewer would cope, Camping said.
"We're not in the business of financial advice," he said. "We're in the business
of telling people there's someone who you can maybe talk to, maybe pray to, and
that's God."
But he also said that he wouldn't give away all his possessions ahead of Oct 21.
"I still have to live in a house, I still have to drive a car," he said. "What
would be the value of that? If it is Judgment Day why would I give it away?"
Apocalyptic thinking has always been part of American religious life and popular
culture. Teachings about the end of the world vary dramatically â€" even within
faith traditions â€" about how they will occur.
Still, the overwhelming majority of Christians reject the idea that the exact
date or time of Jesus' return can be predicted.
Tim LaHaye, co-author of the best-selling "Left Behind" novels about the end
times, recently called Camping's prediction "not only bizarre but 100 percent
wrong!" He cited the Bible verse Matthew 24:36, "but about that day or hour no
one knows" except God.
Camping offered no clues about Family Radio's finances Monday, saying he could
not estimate how much had been spent advertising his prediction nor how much
money the nonprofit had taken in as a result. In 2009, the nonprofit reported in
IRS filings that it received $18.3 million in donations, and had assets of more
than $104 million, including $34 million in stocks or other publicly traded
securities.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110524/ap_ ... e_saturday
Cordially,


PRAISE THE Mighty 4 Crowns of Duat!


Knowledge cant be rushed, it is power so you must accept and embrace it.
-Reverend Mac Friday



Reverend Mac Friday
Joy Of Satan Ministries


www.joyofsatan.com

Roflmao, I Laughed My ass off .

The most blantant example of the jews is this guy . Look at him , 100% jewish . What do You except...

HAIL SATAN!
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Lol! Oh boy! Yeah, he's grasping at straws.

Hmmm. Didn't know that about the rapture in the bible; that's good to
know. Hail Father Satan!

On 5/24/11, Andre Wilson <darthxilon@... wrote:

this is just great. and when we're still here in october, ima laugh again.
when I heard about this shit the first time from my friend, I said something
like this,"plothole number 1 in the bible, the rapture was supposed to occur
within the lifetime of his apostles,It didn't happen then, and it never
will,"



To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
From: kung_fukistas_real@...
Date: Tue, 24 May 2011 17:09:22 +0000
Subject: [JoS4adults] Re: New Rapture Date, What A Total
Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Reverend Mac Friday <macfriday@...
wrote:

OAKLAND, Calif. â€" A California preacher who foretold of the world's end
only to
see the appointed day pass with no extraordinarily cataclysmic event has
revised
his apocalyptic prophecy, saying he was off by five months and the Earth
actually will be obliterated on Oct. 21.
Harold Camping, who predicted that 200 million Christians would be taken
to
heaven Saturday before catastrophe struck the planet, apologized Monday
evening
for not having the dates "worked out as accurately as I could have."
He spoke to the media at the Oakland headquarters of his Family Radio
International, which spent millions of dollars_ some of it from donations
made
by followers â€" on more than 5,000 billboards and 20 RVs plastered with
the
Judgment Day message.
It was not the first time Camping was forced to explain when his
prediction
didn't come to pass. The 89-year-old retired civil engineer also
prophesied the
Apocalypse would come in 1994, but said later that didn't happen then
because of
a mathematical error.
Through chatting with a friend over what he acknowledged was a very
difficult
weekend, it dawned on him that instead of the biblical Rapture in which
the
faithful would be swept up to the heavens, May 21 had instead been a
"spiritual"
Judgment Day, which places the entire world under Christ's judgment, he
said.
The globe will be completely destroyed in five months, he said, when the
apocalypse comes. But because God's judgment and salvation were completed
on
Saturday, there's no point in continuing to warn people about it, so his
network
will now just play Christian music and programs until the final end on
Oct. 21.
"We've always said May 21 was the day, but we didn't understand altogether
the
spiritual meaning," he said. "The fact is there is only one kind of people
who
will ascend into heaven ... if God has saved them they're going to be
caught
up."
Josh Ocasion, who works the teleprompter during Camping's live broadcasts
in the
group's threadbare studio sandwiched between an auto shop and a palm
reader's
business, said he enjoyed the production work but never fully believed the
May
21 prophecy would come true.
"I thought he would show some more human decency in admitting he made a
mistake," he said Monday. "We didn't really see that."
Follower Jeff Hopkins said he spent a good deal of his own retirement
savings on
gas money to power his car so people would see its ominous lighted sign
showcasing Camping's May 21 warning. As the appointed day drew nearer,
Hopkins
started making the 100-mile round trip from Long Island to New York City
twice a
day, spending at least $15 on gas each trip.
"I've been mocked and scoffed and cursed at and I've been through a lot
with
this lighted sign on top of my car," said Hopkins, 52, a former television

producer who lives in Great River, NY. "I was doing what I've been
instructed to
do through the Bible, but now I've been stymied. It's like getting slapped
in
the face."
Camping's hands shook slightly as he pinned his microphone to his lapel,
and as
he clutched a worn Bible he spoke in a quivery monotone about some
listeners'
earthly concerns after giving away possessions in expectation of the
Rapture.
Family Radio would never tell anyone what they should do with their
belongings,
and those who had fewer would cope, Camping said.
"We're not in the business of financial advice," he said. "We're in the
business
of telling people there's someone who you can maybe talk to, maybe pray
to, and
that's God."
But he also said that he wouldn't give away all his possessions ahead of
Oct 21.
"I still have to live in a house, I still have to drive a car," he said.
"What
would be the value of that? If it is Judgment Day why would I give it
away?"
Apocalyptic thinking has always been part of American religious life and
popular
culture. Teachings about the end of the world vary dramatically â€" even
within
faith traditions â€" about how they will occur.
Still, the overwhelming majority of Christians reject the idea that the
exact
date or time of Jesus' return can be predicted.
Tim LaHaye, co-author of the best-selling "Left Behind" novels about the
end
times, recently called Camping's prediction "not only bizarre but 100
percent
wrong!" He cited the Bible verse Matthew 24:36, "but about that day or
hour no
one knows" except God.
Camping offered no clues about Family Radio's finances Monday, saying he
could
not estimate how much had been spent advertising his prediction nor how
much
money the nonprofit had taken in as a result. In 2009, the nonprofit
reported in
IRS filings that it received $18.3 million in donations, and had assets of
more
than $104 million, including $34 million in stocks or other publicly
traded
securities.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110524/ap_ ... e_saturday
Cordially,


PRAISE THE Mighty 4 Crowns of Duat!


Knowledge cant be rushed, it is power so you must accept and embrace it.
-Reverend Mac Friday



Reverend Mac Friday
Joy Of Satan Ministries


www.joyofsatan.com

Roflmao, I Laughed My ass off .

The most blantant example of the jews is this guy . Look at him , 100%
jewish . What do You except...

HAIL SATAN!
 
more like he just didn't have any pants in the first place.
your name, is vampire in sanskrit, correct?
 

To: [email protected]
From: mindyofsunclan@...
Date: Tue, 24 May 2011 11:47:28 -0700
Subject: Re: [JoS4adults] Re: New Rapture Date, What A Total Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Camping got caught 'with his pants down' so now he is grasping at straws. Pathetic, period.
From: Yoyo <kung_fukistas_real@...
To: [email protected]
Sent: Tuesday, May 24, 2011 1:09 PM
Subject: [JoS4adults] Re: New Rapture Date, What A Total Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Reverend Mac Friday <macfriday@... wrote:

OAKLAND, Calif. â€" A California preacher who foretold of the world's end only to
see the appointed day pass with no extraordinarily cataclysmic event has revised
his apocalyptic prophecy, saying he was off by five months and the Earth
actually will be obliterated on Oct. 21.
Harold Camping, who predicted that 200 million Christians would be taken to
heaven Saturday before catastrophe struck the planet, apologized Monday evening
for not having the dates "worked out as accurately as I could have."
He spoke to the media at the Oakland headquarters of his Family Radio
International, which spent millions of dollars_ some of it from donations made
by followers â€" on more than 5,000 billboards and 20 RVs plastered with the
Judgment Day message.
It was not the first time Camping was forced to explain when his prediction
didn't come to pass. The 89-year-old retired civil engineer also prophesied the
Apocalypse would come in 1994, but said later that didn't happen then because of
a mathematical error.
Through chatting with a friend over what he acknowledged was a very difficult
weekend, it dawned on him that instead of the biblical Rapture in which the
faithful would be swept up to the heavens, May 21 had instead been a "spiritual"
Judgment Day, which places the entire world under Christ's judgment, he said.
The globe will be completely destroyed in five months, he said, when the
apocalypse comes. But because God's judgment and salvation were completed on
Saturday, there's no point in continuing to warn people about it, so his network
will now just play Christian music and programs until the final end on Oct. 21.
"We've always said May 21 was the day, but we didn't understand altogether the
spiritual meaning," he said. "The fact is there is only one kind of people who
will ascend into heaven ... if God has saved them they're going to be caught
up."
Josh Ocasion, who works the teleprompter during Camping's live broadcasts in the
group's threadbare studio sandwiched between an auto shop and a palm reader's
business, said he enjoyed the production work but never fully believed the May
21 prophecy would come true.
"I thought he would show some more human decency in admitting he made a
mistake," he said Monday. "We didn't really see that."
Follower Jeff Hopkins said he spent a good deal of his own retirement savings on
gas money to power his car so people would see its ominous lighted sign
showcasing Camping's May 21 warning. As the appointed day drew nearer, Hopkins
started making the 100-mile round trip from Long Island to New York City twice a
day, spending at least $15 on gas each trip.
"I've been mocked and scoffed and cursed at and I've been through a lot with
this lighted sign on top of my car," said Hopkins, 52, a former television
producer who lives in Great River, NY. "I was doing what I've been instructed to
do through the Bible, but now I've been stymied. It's like getting slapped in
the face."
Camping's hands shook slightly as he pinned his microphone to his lapel, and as
he clutched a worn Bible he spoke in a quivery monotone about some listeners'
earthly concerns after giving away possessions in expectation of the Rapture.
Family Radio would never tell anyone what they should do with their belongings,
and those who had fewer would cope, Camping said.
"We're not in the business of financial advice," he said. "We're in the business
of telling people there's someone who you can maybe talk to, maybe pray to, and
that's God."
But he also said that he wouldn't give away all his possessions ahead of Oct 21.
"I still have to live in a house, I still have to drive a car," he said. "What
would be the value of that? If it is Judgment Day why would I give it away?"
Apocalyptic thinking has always been part of American religious life and popular
culture. Teachings about the end of the world vary dramatically â€" even within
faith traditions â€" about how they will occur.
Still, the overwhelming majority of Christians reject the idea that the exact
date or time of Jesus' return can be predicted.
Tim LaHaye, co-author of the best-selling "Left Behind" novels about the end
times, recently called Camping's prediction "not only bizarre but 100 percent
wrong!" He cited the Bible verse Matthew 24:36, "but about that day or hour no
one knows" except God.
Camping offered no clues about Family Radio's finances Monday, saying he could
not estimate how much had been spent advertising his prediction nor how much
money the nonprofit had taken in as a result. In 2009, the nonprofit reported in
IRS filings that it received $18.3 million in donations, and had assets of more
than $104 million, including $34 million in stocks or other publicly traded
securities.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110524/ap_ ... e_saturday
Cordially,


PRAISE THE Mighty 4 Crowns of Duat!


Knowledge cant be rushed, it is power so you must accept and embrace it.
-Reverend Mac Friday



Reverend Mac Friday
Joy Of Satan Ministries


www.joyofsatan.com

Roflmao, I Laughed My ass off .

The most blantant example of the jews is this guy . Look at him , 100% jewish . What do You except...

HAIL SATAN!


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<td val[/IMG]Did you notice the statement he made where he says "We're not in the BUSINESS of finacial advice, we're in the BUSINESS of  telling people there's someone who you can MAYBE talk to, MAYBE pray to, and that's "god". Shit! He's admitting right there that he's nothing but a business man. He's selling a bogus product and people are not only buying it they're throwing away their life savings and working as his un-paid sales representatives helping him push his bullshit and he knows it's bullshit. And notice he uses the word "maybe" twice. In other words he's admitting that MAYBE he's hearing from "god". What's sad is more people are going to fall for his crap a second time, and he's going to be laughing all the way to the bank. What's even sadder is people like us who know the real truth wouldn't even be able to have a public building that bears Father Satan's name on it without hundreds of thousands of christians outside picketing us, harrassing us, and trying to cast the "devil" out of us. The building would be burnt to the ground within a matter of days. It's amazing, the very people who always tell their followers that someday "god" is going to come out of the sky and rescue them from all this crap are the ones secretly dishing out the crap, and still people fall for it over and over. When will all those sheep pull the wool out of their eyes?   Hail Satan brothers and sisters! Hope someday we can all meet in person. Here on Earth of course.                  
--- On Tue, 5/24/11, Reverend Mac Friday <macfriday@... wrote:
From: Reverend Mac Friday <macfriday@...
Subject: [JoS4adults] New Rapture Date, What A Total Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To: [email protected], [email protected], "JOS 4ADULTS" <[email protected]
Date: Tuesday, May 24, 2011, 10:02 AM

  OAKLAND, Calif. – A California preacher who foretold of the world's end only to see the appointed day pass with no extraordinarily cataclysmic event has revised his apocalyptic prophecy, saying he was off by five months and the Earth actually will be obliterated on Oct. 21. Harold Camping, who predicted that 200 million Christians would be taken to heaven Saturday before catastrophe struck the planet, apologized Monday evening for not having the dates "worked out as accurately as I could have." He spoke to the media at the Oakland headquarters of his Family Radio International, which spent millions of dollars_ some of it from donations made by followers — on more than 5,000 billboards and 20 RVs plastered with the Judgment Day message. It was not the first time Camping was forced to explain when his prediction didn't come to pass. The 89-year-old retired civil engineer also prophesied the Apocalypse would come in 1994, but said later that didn't happen then because of a mathematical error. Through chatting with a friend over what he acknowledged was a very difficult weekend, it dawned on him that instead of the biblical Rapture in which the faithful would be swept up to the heavens, May 21 had instead been a "spiritual" Judgment Day, which places the entire world under Christ's judgment, he said. The globe will be completely destroyed in five months, he said, when the apocalypse comes. But because God's judgment and salvation were completed on Saturday, there's no point in continuing to warn people about it, so his network will now just play Christian music and programs until the final end on Oct. 21. "We've always said May 21 was the day, but we didn't understand altogether the spiritual meaning," he said. "The fact is there is only one kind of people who will ascend into heaven ... if God has saved them they're going to be caught up." Josh Ocasion, who works the teleprompter during Camping's live broadcasts in the group's threadbare studio sandwiched between an auto shop and a palm reader's business, said he enjoyed the production work but never fully believed the May 21 prophecy would come true. "I thought he would show some more human decency in admitting he made a mistake," he said Monday. "We didn't really see that." Follower Jeff Hopkins said he spent a good deal of his own retirement savings on gas money to power his car so people would see its ominous lighted sign showcasing Camping's May 21 warning. As the appointed day drew nearer, Hopkins started making the 100-mile round trip from Long Island to New York City twice a day, spending at least $15 on gas each trip. "I've been mocked and scoffed and cursed at and I've been through a lot with this lighted sign on top of my car," said Hopkins, 52, a former television producer who lives in Great River, NY. "I was doing what I've been instructed to do through the Bible, but now I've been stymied. It's like getting slapped in the face." Camping's hands shook slightly as he pinned his microphone to his lapel, and as he clutched a worn Bible he spoke in a quivery monotone about some listeners' earthly concerns after giving away possessions in expectation of the Rapture. Family Radio would never tell anyone what they should do with their belongings, and those who had fewer would cope, Camping said. "We're not in the business of financial advice," he said. "We're in the business of telling people there's someone who you can maybe talk to, maybe pray to, and that's God." But he also said that he wouldn't give away all his possessions ahead of Oct 21. "I still have to live in a house, I still have to drive a car," he said. "What would be the value of that? If it is Judgment Day why would I give it away?" Apocalyptic thinking has always been part of American religious life and popular culture. Teachings about the end of the world vary dramatically — even within faith traditions — about how they will occur. Still, the overwhelming majority of Christians reject the idea that the exact date or time of Jesus' return can be predicted. Tim LaHaye, co-author of the best-selling "Left Behind" novels about the end times, recently called Camping's prediction "not only bizarre but 100 percent wrong!" He cited the Bible verse Matthew 24:36, "but about that day or hour no one knows" except God. Camping offered no clues about Family Radio's finances Monday, saying he could not estimate how much had been spent advertising his prediction nor how much money the nonprofit had taken in as a result. In 2009, the nonprofit reported in IRS filings that it received $18.3 million in donations, and had assets of more than $104 million, including $34 million in stocks or other publicly traded securities. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110524/ap_ ... e_saturday
 Cordially,

PRAISE THE Mighty 4 Crowns of Duat!

Knowledge cant be rushed, it is power so you must accept and embrace it.
-Reverend Mac Friday


Reverend Mac Friday
Joy Of Satan Ministries

www.joyofsatan.com
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Perhaps someone should tell them that in order for the 'rapture' to be a success, everyone has to drink the kool-aid so they can go be with their 'jewsus' behind the comet.... ;)         HAIL THE GODS OF DUAT!!
HAIL FATHER SATAN ETERNAL!!


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My honor is presiding over everything.
And for this I am the one, the most strong and the most perfect
And I call in my strength who is the rule other than me.
I am the great and the most high.
O my worshipers believe in me, do not disregard me
For disbelief is of the characteristics of the selfish.
I give the infidels an ever close fire to drink
And breezes to those who believe in me.
Praise be to me glorified is my ability
Elevated is my sublimity, Here I am the King of the Earth.
-So saith Shaitan
_____________   From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Andre Wilson
Sent: Tuesday, May 24, 2011 8:11 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: [JoS4adults] Re: New Rapture Date, What A Total Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     more like he just didn't have any pants in the first place.
your name, is vampire in sanskrit, correct?
 
To: [email protected]
From: mindyofsunclan@...
Date: Tue, 24 May 2011 11:47:28 -0700
Subject: Re: [JoS4adults] Re: New Rapture Date, What A Total Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Camping got caught 'with his pants down' so now he is grasping at straws. Pathetic, period.   From: Yoyo <kung_fukistas_real@...
To: [email protected]
Sent: Tuesday, May 24, 2011 1:09 PM
Subject: [JoS4adults] Re: New Rapture Date, What A Total Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Reverend Mac Friday <macfriday@... wrote:
OAKLAND, Calif. â€" A California preacher who foretold of the world's
end only to
see the appointed day pass with no extraordinarily cataclysmic event has
revised
his apocalyptic prophecy, saying he was off by five months and the Earth
actually will be obliterated on Oct. 21.
Harold Camping, who predicted that 200 million Christians would be taken
to
heaven Saturday before catastrophe struck the planet, apologized Monday
evening
for not having the dates "worked out as accurately as I could
have."
He spoke to the media at the Oakland headquarters of his Family Radio
International, which spent millions of dollars_ some of it from donations
made
by followers â€" on more than 5,000 billboards and 20 RVs plastered
with the
Judgment Day message.
It was not the first time Camping was forced to explain when his
prediction
didn't come to pass. The 89-year-old retired civil engineer also
prophesied the
Apocalypse would come in 1994, but said later that didn't happen then
because of
a mathematical error.
Through chatting with a friend over what he acknowledged was a very
difficult
weekend, it dawned on him that instead of the biblical Rapture in which
the
faithful would be swept up to the heavens, May 21 had instead been a
"spiritual"
Judgment Day, which places the entire world under Christ's judgment, he
said.
The globe will be completely destroyed in five months, he said, when the
apocalypse comes. But because God's judgment and salvation were completed
on
Saturday, there's no point in continuing to warn people about it, so his
network
will now just play Christian music and programs until the final end on
Oct. 21.
"We've always said May 21 was the day, but we didn't understand
altogether the
spiritual meaning," he said. "The fact is there is only one kind
of people who
will ascend into heaven ... if God has saved them they're going to be
caught
up."
Josh Ocasion, who works the teleprompter during Camping's live broadcasts
in the
group's threadbare studio sandwiched between an auto shop and a palm
reader's
business, said he enjoyed the production work but never fully believed the
May
21 prophecy would come true.
"I thought he would show some more human decency in admitting he made
a
mistake," he said Monday. "We didn't really see that."
Follower Jeff Hopkins said he spent a good deal of his own retirement
savings on
gas money to power his car so people would see its ominous lighted sign
showcasing Camping's May 21 warning. As the appointed day drew nearer,
Hopkins
started making the 100-mile round trip from Long Island to New York City
twice a
day, spending at least $15 on gas each trip.
"I've been mocked and scoffed and cursed at and I've been through a
lot with
this lighted sign on top of my car," said Hopkins, 52, a former
television
producer who lives in Great River, NY. "I was doing what I've been
instructed to
do through the Bible, but now I've been stymied. It's like getting slapped
in
the face."
Camping's hands shook slightly as he pinned his microphone to his lapel,
and as
he clutched a worn Bible he spoke in a quivery monotone about some
listeners'
earthly concerns after giving away possessions in expectation of the
Rapture.
Family Radio would never tell anyone what they should do with their
belongings,
and those who had fewer would cope, Camping said.
"We're not in the business of financial advice," he said.
"We're in the business
of telling people there's someone who you can maybe talk to, maybe pray
to, and
that's God."
But he also said that he wouldn't give away all his possessions ahead of
Oct 21.
"I still have to live in a house, I still have to drive a car,"
he said. "What
would be the value of that? If it is Judgment Day why would I give it
away?"
Apocalyptic thinking has always been part of American religious life and
popular
culture. Teachings about the end of the world vary dramatically â€"
even within
faith traditions â€" about how they will occur.
Still, the overwhelming majority of Christians reject the idea that the
exact
date or time of Jesus' return can be predicted.
Tim LaHaye, co-author of the best-selling "Left Behind" novels
about the end
times, recently called Camping's prediction "not only bizarre but 100
percent
wrong!" He cited the Bible verse Matthew 24:36, "but about that
day or hour no
one knows" except God.
Camping offered no clues about Family Radio's finances Monday, saying he
could
not estimate how much had been spent advertising his prediction nor how
much
money the nonprofit had taken in as a result. In 2009, the nonprofit
reported in
IRS filings that it received $18.3 million in donations, and had assets of
more
than $104 million, including $34 million in stocks or other publicly
traded
securities.
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Cordially,


PRAISE THE Mighty 4 Crowns of Duat!


Knowledge cant be rushed, it is power so you must accept and embrace it.
-Reverend Mac Friday



Reverend Mac Friday
Joy Of Satan Ministries


www.joyofsatan.com
Roflmao, I Laughed My ass off .

The most blantant example of the jews is this guy . Look at him , 100% jewish . What do You except...

HAIL SATAN!    
 

Al Jilwah: Chapter IV

"It is my desire that all my followers unite in a bond of unity, lest those who are without prevail against them." - Shaitan

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