I'm sixteen and my mom is a sunday school teacher so not only would she freak the fuck out if she caught me doing a Satanic ritual, she would probably try to get me exorcised. Needless to say, I need to be exceptionally careful while I'm doing this, because I want this to be as perfect as thirteen-year-old girls want their wedding day to be. I chose tomorrow night, because it will be 12/22, which is not only in the yule season, but is Father's personal day, I believe.
While picking up a Clockwork Orange poster for my girlfriend for Christmas a few days ago, I bought six (I always figured six was a Satanic number. e.g. 666; 4+2=6 with 4 and 2 being two of Father Satan's numbers) black candles and "Frankenscense & Myrrh" scented incense for this ritual. I have my exact-o knife ready to get blood. I will not, however, be using a dry pen to sign my name. I tried to write all the ink out of a pen and it's next to impossible. I will be using the male end (the plug) of my earbuds for my iPod.
After my parents fall asleep, I'll disconnect the fire alarm first. Then, I'm gonna sneak into my basement, where I have a futon. There is a fan and a door leading outside from my basement. I'll turn the fan on low, as to guide the incese directly outdoors, so my parents don't smell anything out of the ordinary. If, for any reason, my parents wake up, I'll blow out the candles and pretend to be sleeping with incense going to help lull me off to dreamland. And if they ask why there's a fan running, I'll tell them that I didn't want to wake them up with the incense. Does this seem far-fetched at all? Am I missing something? Also, sorry for the long post.
While picking up a Clockwork Orange poster for my girlfriend for Christmas a few days ago, I bought six (I always figured six was a Satanic number. e.g. 666; 4+2=6 with 4 and 2 being two of Father Satan's numbers) black candles and "Frankenscense & Myrrh" scented incense for this ritual. I have my exact-o knife ready to get blood. I will not, however, be using a dry pen to sign my name. I tried to write all the ink out of a pen and it's next to impossible. I will be using the male end (the plug) of my earbuds for my iPod.
After my parents fall asleep, I'll disconnect the fire alarm first. Then, I'm gonna sneak into my basement, where I have a futon. There is a fan and a door leading outside from my basement. I'll turn the fan on low, as to guide the incese directly outdoors, so my parents don't smell anything out of the ordinary. If, for any reason, my parents wake up, I'll blow out the candles and pretend to be sleeping with incense going to help lull me off to dreamland. And if they ask why there's a fan running, I'll tell them that I didn't want to wake them up with the incense. Does this seem far-fetched at all? Am I missing something? Also, sorry for the long post.
