I need some help as to what to say to these fuckin annoying moronmons who keep knocking at my door. I recently moved to Utah which is heavily infested with mormon scum. Im not sure of their beliefs all I know is they belive in another stupid chapter in the buybull. Any help would be appreciated I just want to know what to say to them to doubt their their beliefs as I have already done this to many x-tians and have suceeded many times in shutting them up. (on a funny note one of those supposedly mormon girls was checking out my "private area the whole time she was talking to me!!)
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Micama Gmicalzoma
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This might help. Mormons are crazy. My Aunt and Uncle are Morons. They are the Most delusional sect of Xianity that there is. Here is the thing though, Without a nazarene they have Nothing to stand on.
And LOL!! Yeah, she was probably curious what kind of undergarment you had on. You know they have those STUPID "Holy Underwear". What a bunch of quacks. Ask them if they have baptized any dead people lately.
http://hailtosatansvictory666.angelfire ... onism.html
Hail Father Satan!!
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From The Al Jilwah Chapter III:
"I lead to the straight path without a revealed book; I direct aright my beloved and chosen ones by unseen means." - Satan
From: rg666909 <rg666909@...
To: [email protected]
Sent: Tuesday, November 13, 2012 10:16 AM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Mormons!!!
I need some help as to what to say to these fuckin annoying moronmons who keep knocking at my door. I recently moved to Utah which is heavily infested with mormon scum. Im not sure of their beliefs all I know is they belive in another stupid chapter in the buybull. Any help would be appreciated I just want to know what to say to them to doubt their their beliefs as I have already done this to many x-tians and have suceeded many times in shutting them up. (on a funny note one of those supposedly mormon girls was checking out my "private area the whole time she was talking to me!!)
And LOL!! Yeah, she was probably curious what kind of undergarment you had on. You know they have those STUPID "Holy Underwear". What a bunch of quacks. Ask them if they have baptized any dead people lately.
http://hailtosatansvictory666.angelfire ... onism.html
Hail Father Satan!!
Forever in the Service of Satan.
From The Al Jilwah Chapter III:
"I lead to the straight path without a revealed book; I direct aright my beloved and chosen ones by unseen means." - Satan
From: rg666909 <rg666909@...
To: [email protected]
Sent: Tuesday, November 13, 2012 10:16 AM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Mormons!!!
I need some help as to what to say to these fuckin annoying moronmons who keep knocking at my door. I recently moved to Utah which is heavily infested with mormon scum. Im not sure of their beliefs all I know is they belive in another stupid chapter in the buybull. Any help would be appreciated I just want to know what to say to them to doubt their their beliefs as I have already done this to many x-tians and have suceeded many times in shutting them up. (on a funny note one of those supposedly mormon girls was checking out my "private area the whole time she was talking to me!!)
Aquarian Clown
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u know what open the door and look at their face and laugh constantly ... just annoy them back. showing refusals would make them more desperate.
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"Ask them if they have baptized any dead people lately. " dayum.. =))...
well or you could just chant some runes while they are talking to you. like chant Mannaz on urself and concentrate on urself, this way ur memory will be enhanced each time a moron knocks on your door.. XD
or use thurisaz if u wish to hurt them.. lol, make sure that u have a protection though.
Hail Satan!
well or you could just chant some runes while they are talking to you. like chant Mannaz on urself and concentrate on urself, this way ur memory will be enhanced each time a moron knocks on your door.. XD
or use thurisaz if u wish to hurt them.. lol, make sure that u have a protection though.
Hail Satan!
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Tell them if they don't leave you aloone, you'll go see Thomas S. Monson (thee mormon church's president) and have them sent home early. That's the ultimate shame for mormons. It actually shouldn't be hard to find the phone number for their mission president. My mom's a mormon & I can go through the directory if you want. Hail Satan!
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Yeah, it sounds funny but Mormons actually have a practice called "Baptism of the Dead". It's in the link I provided. They believe you have to be baptized by a Moronic Priest or you can't go to the first level of heaven- Just a bunch of Kike Bullshit. Yes, they actually call it the Moronic Priesthood!! HAHA!! They named it after some stupid angel. Stupid Morons. They are the worst.
I haven't been disturbed in a long time by someone pedaling the nazarene. The last time it happened I said that I was an Atheist (Even though I am a Spiritual Satanist), she persisted. She said "And why is that?" (In her Very Umpa-Lumpa voice) I said proudly "HISTORY AND SCIENCE", then shut the door and clicked the deadbolt loudly so she would Go Away.
Hail Father Satan!!
Forever in the Service of Satan.
From The Al Jilwah Chapter III:
"I lead to the straight path without a revealed book; I direct aright my beloved and chosen ones by unseen means." - Satan
From: Aquarian Clown <cape.tsoe@...
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Sent: Wednesday, November 14, 2012 12:26 AM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Mormons!!!
"Ask them if they have baptized any dead people lately. " dayum.. =))...
well or you could just chant some runes while they are talking to you. like chant Mannaz on urself and concentrate on urself, this way ur memory will be enhanced each time a moron knocks on your door.. XD
or use thurisaz if u wish to hurt them.. lol, make sure that u have a protection though.
Hail Satan!
I haven't been disturbed in a long time by someone pedaling the nazarene. The last time it happened I said that I was an Atheist (Even though I am a Spiritual Satanist), she persisted. She said "And why is that?" (In her Very Umpa-Lumpa voice) I said proudly "HISTORY AND SCIENCE", then shut the door and clicked the deadbolt loudly so she would Go Away.
Hail Father Satan!!
Forever in the Service of Satan.
From The Al Jilwah Chapter III:
"I lead to the straight path without a revealed book; I direct aright my beloved and chosen ones by unseen means." - Satan
From: Aquarian Clown <cape.tsoe@...
To: [email protected]
Sent: Wednesday, November 14, 2012 12:26 AM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Mormons!!!
"Ask them if they have baptized any dead people lately. " dayum.. =))...
well or you could just chant some runes while they are talking to you. like chant Mannaz on urself and concentrate on urself, this way ur memory will be enhanced each time a moron knocks on your door.. XD
or use thurisaz if u wish to hurt them.. lol, make sure that u have a protection though.
Hail Satan!
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--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "Aquarian Clown" <cape.tsoe@...
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memory will be enhanced each time a moron knocks on your door.. XD
luck with their mission. Perhaps programming it to get them to suddenly
get sick, to get stung by bees, get householders that are exceptionally
rude, and general bad luck that will cause them to think their god is
abandoning them.
thing though, Without a nazarene they have Nothing to stand on.
bunch of quacks. Ask them if they have baptized any dead people lately.
is heavily infested with mormon scum. Im not sure of their beliefs all I
know is they belive in another stupid chapter in the buybull. Any help
would be appreciated I just want to know what to say to them to doubt
their their beliefs as I have already done this to many x-tians and have
suceeded many times in shutting them up. (on a funny note one of those
supposedly mormon girls was checking out my "private area the whole time
she was talking to me!!)
wrote:
=))...
like chant Mannaz on urself and concentrate on urself, this way ur
memory will be enhanced each time a moron knocks on your door.. XD
protection though.
And try putting gray energy on them, programming it to give them bad
luck with their mission. Perhaps programming it to get them to suddenly
get sick, to get stung by bees, get householders that are exceptionally
rude, and general bad luck that will cause them to think their god is
abandoning them.
agentofsatanswill666@ wrote:
They are the Most delusional sect of Xianity that there is. Here is the
thing though, Without a nazarene they have Nothing to stand on.
you had on. You know they have those STUPID "Holy Underwear". What a
bunch of quacks. Ask them if they have baptized any dead people lately.
aright my beloved and chosen ones by unseen means." - Satan
moronmons who keep knocking at my door. I recently moved to Utah which
is heavily infested with mormon scum. Im not sure of their beliefs all I
know is they belive in another stupid chapter in the buybull. Any help
would be appreciated I just want to know what to say to them to doubt
their their beliefs as I have already done this to many x-tians and have
suceeded many times in shutting them up. (on a funny note one of those
supposedly mormon girls was checking out my "private area the whole time
she was talking to me!!)
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It's actually Melchezedech. I used to be a Mormon before I came to my senses.
the_fire_starter666
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I think he means the "archangel" Moroni:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moroni_(Book_of_Mormon_prophet)
LOL.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moroni_(Book_of_Mormon_prophet)
LOL.
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I went to go do dishes & got to thinking. The one you're referring to is the Aaronic preisthood. Named after Aaron, Moses' brother. Their the priests in training. Melchezedech are the full-fleged priests.
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Yes he does but there is no priesthood named after Moroni. He's just the gold guy on top of all the temples now.
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dont show them any interest in their bullshit. just tell them you are not interested in religion coz you are atheist and dont discuss religious matters. to shut up these fools just sound it straight to them like 'am not interested in your shit' it works effectively. Hail Satan!
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Write a booklet about Satanism, and then tell them I'll trade you as you hold it up to them. The cover of mine says exposing christianity and the Truth about Satanism. They either take it or run. Hail Satan!
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I love that idea Aquarian Clown. That would be hilarious.
Hail Satan!
Hail Satan!
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I take it she never came back again lol.
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Tell them to fuck off or just shut the door in their nose. After a while word will get out you are NOT INTERESTED. *sigh* they just don't get it. And to doubt them, say something from exposingchristianity.co or JOS, it will shut them up. If they won't listen just tell them to go back to worshiping their jew on a stick. Tell them Jewsus never existed or something. Or just get a stamp that has 'exposingchristianity.com' and stamp them on the forehead lol.
Hail Satan!
Hail Satan!
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I love that idea!
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I have a blatant sign right on my front door that can't be missed or overlooked, and it reads:
'DON'T PUSH YOUR RELIGION ON US!'
In spite of this, there have been a couple of small groups, starched suit and tie, every hair in place...had the nerve to disturb me. I almost gave one old man a heart attack. I shouted 'CAN'T YOU FUCKING READ???!!!' 'GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY PROPERTY BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!!!!'
I note, and I hollered this to both of the groups, about calling the police and they quickly disappeared. Yeah...I know about Utah. No matter where anyone is at, xians work to deprive you of and take all of your personal freedoms and liberties away. When we were traveling through a smaller town a few years back, my mother and son could't even get a beer in Utah.
The biggest problem is that far too many non-xians are tolerant of this malignancy. I know in certain cases, like where one is drastically outnumbered and such, but if you can...just give them shit right back. I can't hold back anymore. I just snap.
High Priestess Maxine Dietrich
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'DON'T PUSH YOUR RELIGION ON US!'
In spite of this, there have been a couple of small groups, starched suit and tie, every hair in place...had the nerve to disturb me. I almost gave one old man a heart attack. I shouted 'CAN'T YOU FUCKING READ???!!!' 'GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY PROPERTY BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!!!!'
I note, and I hollered this to both of the groups, about calling the police and they quickly disappeared. Yeah...I know about Utah. No matter where anyone is at, xians work to deprive you of and take all of your personal freedoms and liberties away. When we were traveling through a smaller town a few years back, my mother and son could't even get a beer in Utah.
The biggest problem is that far too many non-xians are tolerant of this malignancy. I know in certain cases, like where one is drastically outnumbered and such, but if you can...just give them shit right back. I can't hold back anymore. I just snap.
High Priestess Maxine Dietrich
http://www.joyofsatan.org
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Or you could say, "My two of favorite heroes are Aleister Crowley and Anton Szandor LaVey, Still want to talk to me?"
Doesn't matter if you like those two guys for real, the little boys on bikes know who they are. Their eyes get really big and they say "thank you" and haul ass.
HAIL SATAN!
Doesn't matter if you like those two guys for real, the little boys on bikes know who they are. Their eyes get really big and they say "thank you" and haul ass.
HAIL SATAN!
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excuse me ... a friend?? o.o ... maybe you should distance yourself away from him/her. Be careful
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Great graciousness, what kind of friend is that? 
And why do you fear that she'll turn on you? You say she's very powerful, do you mean she's an advanced Satanist or is she with the popular crowd at your school?
My first bit of advice is to continue building your Aura of Protection, which is what we should all be doing of course. But furthermore, be careful with this girl; don't distance yourself too much, continue to be friendly so that she doesn't have a reason to be mad at you, but don't reveal personal information that you don't want out. You must influence her way of thinking so that she looks upon you favorably if you want things to go to your liking.
And if by powerful you mean she's an advanced Satanist and you're worried she'll try to do something to you, I can assure you that you'll be safe, as she'll have Beelzebub to answer to for that.
Hail Father Satan!
And why do you fear that she'll turn on you? You say she's very powerful, do you mean she's an advanced Satanist or is she with the popular crowd at your school?My first bit of advice is to continue building your Aura of Protection, which is what we should all be doing of course. But furthermore, be careful with this girl; don't distance yourself too much, continue to be friendly so that she doesn't have a reason to be mad at you, but don't reveal personal information that you don't want out. You must influence her way of thinking so that she looks upon you favorably if you want things to go to your liking.
And if by powerful you mean she's an advanced Satanist and you're worried she'll try to do something to you, I can assure you that you'll be safe, as she'll have Beelzebub to answer to for that.
Hail Father Satan!
Thank you to everyone who responded to this message. Sorry I havent been on here in a while, working 12 hour shifts is no joke!! Well anyways those idiots came back and i pretty much made them doubt eveything they believe in. I told them im not interested in their fake ass religion because there is nothing original about it. I told them everything that X tianity and moronmonism is stolen from the Sumerians who predated them by over 2000 years. I told them EVERY story in their buy bull was stolen. I left them speechless. I think the most funny thing is when I told them to check their sources and actually research before they try coming to my home and trying to teach bullshit ass stories. Wooow it was such a great feeling!!!
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Hail Satan!
