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[url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], CHHUCIFER <chhucifer@... wrote:
Jesus had been really busy for the last couple of centuries so he decided to take a break and go on a vacation. He didn't have any particular place in mind so he asked Peter and Moses to help him. Peter said "Lord why don't you go to pluto", jesus said "no it's fucking cold there, the last time i was on that freezing planet my vagina got frost bite". Then moses said "Lord why don't you go to venus", jesus said "No it's too hot, the last time i was there my boobs got sunburned". hearing their conversation john the baptist came up to jesus and said "Lord why don't you go to earth", jesus said "FUCK NO!!!!!!, i was there 2000 years ago and they still can't forgive me for fucking a jewish girl and getting her pregnant, and it's really not fair cause i was really drunk and i didn't know that i didn't used a condom."
