Help with christians

[Kyle Tucker]

My buddy talked me into coming over to a house to bbq and found out everyone here is hardcore christian there also making me pray what should i do

 

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My buddy talked me into coming over to a house to bbq and found out everyone here is hardcore christian there also making me pray what should i do

Well on the joy of satan website says it doesnt matter what you do but what is in your heart and head i would say pretend to pray but remember to always believe in satan

HAIL SATAN!!!!!!

 

[danicarnage]

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "Kyle Tucker" <pbkyle07@... wrote:

My buddy talked me into coming over to a house to bbq and found out everyone here is hardcore christian there also making me pray what should i do

I actually just had the same problem yesterday, just when they tell yo to pray, just make it look like you are, but just talk to father in your head. He will understand your predicament. Trust me, at the moment i'm living at a friends' house because I got kicked out of my parents house (parents were intolerant xian pricks). Now my friends' parents are quite the bible thumping christians, and they do make me wait to eat till they say grace, etc, and atleast a few times a day they talk about how I should finally accept god. Its really annying, but i just deal with it cuz I have no other place I can go. When they are saying grace, I'm usually saying a few words to father at that time. Also get this, my girlfriend applied to become a youth leader the other day and she asked me to go with her. I did but the whole time I was there I was asking Father Satan to help shield me from anything xian while in there. Sorry for ranting, but I figure even though we do despise xians, we do have to show SOME tolerance or we will never get any lead way with society. And know that Father Satan understands our predicaments at times, whether you are being made to go to church by your parents, made to pray etc. Only thing I can't help you with is if they asked you to say grace. Though I would kindly tell them that it isn't a part of what you do. Father Satan will understand. Don't worry.

 

[doneanddead91]

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "Kyle Tucker" <pbkyle07@... wrote:

My buddy talked me into coming over to a house to bbq and found out everyone here is hardcore christian there also making me pray what should i do

go on it and have fun... they cant force you to make prayer or things like that. But if you dont want to say no to them you can always say the things they want to hear and later go in to the bathroom and spit it all out in the toilet.

 

[crazzykid70]

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "Kyle Tucker" <pbkyle07@... wrote:

My buddy talked me into coming over to a house to bbq and found out everyone here is hardcore christian there also making me pray what should i do

I suggest you go to the bathroom for a couple of minutes It's what I did last thanks giving when everyone gathered around to pray

 

[coolguy_744]

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "Kyle Tucker" <pbkyle07@... wrote:

My buddy talked me into coming over to a house to bbq and found out everyone here is hardcore christian there also making me pray what should i do

Instead of praying, meditate. You could do it in the same position.

 

[cooktasha59]

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--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "Kyle Tucker" <pbkyle07@ wrote:

My buddy talked me into coming over to a house to bbq and found out everyone here is hardcore christian there also making me pray what should i do


go on it and have fun... they cant force you to make prayer or things like that. But if you dont want to say no to them you can always say the things they want to hear and later go in to the bathroom and spit it all out in the toilet.

what i say is, when youre praying use "him" and "his word" instead of whatever they use. that way you could be talking about father Satan, and they probably wouldnt know it.

 

[highabove72]

Replace all the poisonous Lord/Jesus with Satan.