A letter?

[Jay Newman]

This may sound a tad silly, but I wrote a letter to Father Satan. Is there any way to get it to him? Burn it? Does he already know it's there? Do I bury it? I'd love if someone could answer. Oh, and another question. Erm...hm...how do I say this...Uh...You know how...erm...you can ask Father if er...there is a Demon who would willing to be your lover and all that jazz? Well...hm....this is a tad ackward...is there some certain...limit to how old one should be? I am currently about to be 17 years old in May. Uh...Is it okay to...ask?


Herm...Thanks to anyone who answers these odd questions...Heheamr...



HAIL SATAN!

 

[Ramses1]

i think you burn it