Necromancing Nine
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- Mar 15, 2006
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Hail Satan
I recently started a relationship with a woman who showed some interest in my spirituality.
I decided to introduce her to Satanism after praising Satan for about 2 weeks before that.
Whenever she would say things like "oh my god"....or "j***s" I would say do not use bad words and "Praise Satan".
Whenever I gave her advice I would put a suffix at the end saying "Always remember that this information comes from our creator and liberator, the true God Satan".
Eventually she became so interested she wanted to try some of it. So I taught her to cleanse her chakras and build an aura of protection as she had trouble at work and believed the place was not for her.
About 4 days after getting started building her aura, she contacts me from her workplace saying that the person sitting next to her had to be picked up by an ambulance. Apparently she is working next to two twins who really secretly hate her. The aura she is building must have deflected that shit right back at both of them, as the first twin came in sick that morning and was complaining about pains. The second twin was healthy to begin with but developed serious pains and a headache out of nowhere. The ambulance was called and the latter twin was taken away.
HAIL SATANHail JOS for teaching us this knowledge!Hail the High Priesthood!
666 Aum Suryae 666
I recently started a relationship with a woman who showed some interest in my spirituality.
I decided to introduce her to Satanism after praising Satan for about 2 weeks before that.
Whenever she would say things like "oh my god"....or "j***s" I would say do not use bad words and "Praise Satan".
Whenever I gave her advice I would put a suffix at the end saying "Always remember that this information comes from our creator and liberator, the true God Satan".
Eventually she became so interested she wanted to try some of it. So I taught her to cleanse her chakras and build an aura of protection as she had trouble at work and believed the place was not for her.
About 4 days after getting started building her aura, she contacts me from her workplace saying that the person sitting next to her had to be picked up by an ambulance. Apparently she is working next to two twins who really secretly hate her. The aura she is building must have deflected that shit right back at both of them, as the first twin came in sick that morning and was complaining about pains. The second twin was healthy to begin with but developed serious pains and a headache out of nowhere. The ambulance was called and the latter twin was taken away.
HAIL SATANHail JOS for teaching us this knowledge!Hail the High Priesthood!
666 Aum Suryae 666