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Muslims cant fart in peace( literally)

Goldenwings

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Many of you who arent from islamic background dont know what its really to be a muslim and one of the main challenges you face, what will be said next is true 100% for muslims who pray and practice islam not just say are muslim but do nothing islam preaches ( i myself experienced that)

In islam there ae 5 prayers , and you must do "wadue" before prayer ( a sequence of washing hands face ears and so on...) If you pee or anything you should do wudue again before prayer, and its just too much a long sequence ( if you never were muslim you dont know how embittering this is)

So what all muslims do,is if the next prayer is after 30min for example they cant even faet since yif you fart you will do wadu again , the whole sequence, so you keep fighting the urge to fart and you let it in also if you have small urge to pee you wait until you pray otherwise you must do the sequence

Believe me all muslims who practice islam are doing that

BONUS:
In mosques in morocco ( besides the most famous one) its impossible to find soap, that disgustedd me eve' when i were muslim , i never went in a toilet in the mosque , but i always saw people going to the toilet when i know there is no soap, and when they get out of toilet they do the "wudue" ( the sequence) and one of the steps in sequencce is to take water in your hand and put it in yojr mouth, and i let you imagine what that is knowing there is no soap and that in morocco we never use only wiping , all people here use water and wipe too

There is another beautiful bonus i will leave for later
( Ideas in this thread are 100% true, if you know an exmuslim moroccan he will confirm)
 
Many of you who arent from islamic background dont know what its really to be a muslim and one of the main challenges you face, what will be said next is true 100% for muslims who pray and practice islam not just say are muslim but do nothing islam preaches ( i myself experienced that)

In islam there ae 5 prayers , and you must do "wadue" before prayer ( a sequence of washing hands face ears and so on...) If you pee or anything you should do wudue again before prayer, and its just too much a long sequence ( if you never were muslim you dont know how embittering this is)

So what all muslims do,is if the next prayer is after 30min for example they cant even faet since yif you fart you will do wadu again , the whole sequence, so you keep fighting the urge to fart and you let it in also if you have small urge to pee you wait until you pray otherwise you must do the sequence

Believe me all muslims who practice islam are doing that

BONUS:
In mosques in morocco ( besides the most famous one) its impossible to find soap, that disgustedd me eve' when i were muslim , i never went in a toilet in the mosque , but i always saw people going to the toilet when i know there is no soap, and when they get out of toilet they do the "wudue" ( the sequence) and one of the steps in sequencce is to take water in your hand and put it in yojr mouth, and i let you imagine what that is knowing there is no soap and that in morocco we never use only wiping , all people here use water and wipe too

There is another beautiful bonus i will leave for later
( Ideas in this thread are 100% true, if you know an exmuslim moroccan he will confirm)
Aw man, that would suck so bad. 😕
 
I'm from a muslim background and never did wadu again after passing wind lol. Both praying 5 times a day and water purification wadu, are stolen from yoga and tantra.
https://libraryofthoth.org/English/JoS_Forums_Contributions/5x_a_Day_-_JoS_Forums_Contributions.pdf
Islam is so similar to Zoroastrianism too , but Zoroastrianism apparentlt'y is way better i didnt study it but i heard they believe hell and heaven are in mind and that God judge you based on your thoughts if thats true
 
Then if you muslims here didn't tell another living person "I farted and didn't wash/clean myself again" or "I didn't wash/clean at all", then what did't "allah" do?! /sarcasm I might be wrong in asking that - are the praying sessions always in groups so you can't 'cheat' privately with private prayers without washing/cleaning?
 
Many of you who arent from islamic background dont know what its really to be a muslim and one of the main challenges you face, what will be said next is true 100% for muslims who pray and practice islam not just say are muslim but do nothing islam preaches ( i myself experienced that)

In islam there ae 5 prayers , and you must do "wadue" before prayer ( a sequence of washing hands face ears and so on...) If you pee or anything you should do wudue again before prayer, and its just too much a long sequence ( if you never were muslim you dont know how embittering this is)

So what all muslims do,is if the next prayer is after 30min for example they cant even faet since yif you fart you will do wadu again , the whole sequence, so you keep fighting the urge to fart and you let it in also if you have small urge to pee you wait until you pray otherwise you must do the sequence

Believe me all muslims who practice islam are doing that

BONUS:
In mosques in morocco ( besides the most famous one) its impossible to find soap, that disgustedd me eve' when i were muslim , i never went in a toilet in the mosque , but i always saw people going to the toilet when i know there is no soap, and when they get out of toilet they do the "wudue" ( the sequence) and one of the steps in sequencce is to take water in your hand and put it in yojr mouth, and i let you imagine what that is knowing there is no soap and that in morocco we never use only wiping , all people here use water and wipe too

There is another beautiful bonus i will leave for later
( Ideas in this thread are 100% true, if you know an exmuslim moroccan he will confirm)
These are just designed for people to repress and hate themselves.
 

Al Jilwah: Chapter IV

"It is my desire that all my followers unite in a bond of unity, lest those who are without prevail against them." - Shaitan

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