For quite some time I have wanted to be a girl. I hate being a guy and this year I wanna figure out how to become a girl without surgery or anything of the sort. How do I change my form or shapeshift or something?

Hello, I used to be a member of this group but the phone I was using to read up on satanism broke(now I'm using an iPod). When it broke I tried to stay in the religon but I just started thinking I was crazy. I left satan, but over time saw that there is something to this. I wish to actually do...

ok so I had a pretty bad headache earlier and it was really ticking me off. I took some tylonol and I drank shitloads of water and my headache just got worse. so I took a look on the astral and I saw this motherfucker jamming his fuckin hand in my head. I summoned my best elemental and destroyed...

watching horror movies about ghosts and other astral beings is a lot more freaky to me because even though I know that the makers of the movie make it a little extreme and far from reality, there are things similar to what's in those movies. I recently watched house on haunted hill and though...

ok well I'm not the best at being in combat and that will really hurt me when this war gets to the point of acually fighting so I talked to satan about this. I told him that I'm better at coming up with strategies and stuff(you may know that from my ''xian flu'' post from a few month ago. I...

--- In [email protected], "kreckian_lord" <dr.sethfcm@... wrote: MAN I GOTTA TRY TAKING THE POWER OF THIS ANGEL THING THAT KEEPS FREEKIN ME OUT IN MATH! Hail Satan!

ok ima ask a girl out (bout time!) and I've only got 1 week to do it. I've been invoking fire so I can build up the courage to ask her out but I need a good way to get her to go out with me. Gremory is helping me out here but I can't think of something to say... I know this has almost nothing...

we believe that satan is real and that he is not evil. by the way, I like your way of getting in this group, if you had come in screaming against our religon you would never find your way in, same way I get into christian groups, well, B4 I spam them. Hail Satan!

hmmm greys have tried making me join the church. every time its another grey dogtag to the list. I luv kiling greys :P. anywho greys think into ur head and make u hear and think horrible thoughts even by my standards. but they always backfire when they try it. if a grey makes me think of leaping...

--- In [email protected], "servantovasmodeus" <servantovasmodeus@... wrote: ok I'm not gonna start a war within our religon but we humans did evolve! I'm pretty sure satan didn't make us in his image like to bs bible says ''god did''. everything evolves from something, we once were...

hmmm well latley I've been killing greys(alot of them)the last three put up a pretty good fight, if its a grey than here's what I do: 1. visualize the grey. 2. if its hard to visualize it, its probably putting up a fight, so look around and will it in front of you. do all this in your...

--- In [email protected], "servantovasmodeus" <servantovasmodeus@... wrote: ok I'm not gonna start a war within our religon but we humans did evolve! I'm pretty sure satan didn't make us in his image like to bs bible says ''god did''. everything evolves from something, we once were...

the swine flu is now leverage for us, I have worked with father on using this as a xian death machine and right now its probably mutating, we satanists should be immune. Hail Satan!

I've said this b4 ill say it again... I wanted to be female rather than male... I contacted zepar and nothing at all changed, so I went to osiris, now I know I'm changing. FUCK YEAH(i luv this religon) Hail Satan!

isn't that a zone in world of warcraft?

ok so latley I've been thinking good thoughts about the church(yuck!)and I though for a second, I'm a satanist complementing the church I'm my fuckin head. so I thought about what it coud be as to what's making me have these disgusting thoughts. so I realized, it's a grey! so I looked around...

ok, I might not agree with what the nazis did but I DO believe that it was the only way, all other ways were lost. Hail Satan

that's the worst baphomat I've ever seen(the one with hebrew). I can draw a better one blindfolded with my hands tied behind my back and the pencil in my pocket. Hail Satan! May he reign FOREVER!

this is a pointless post but its kinda funny. so I was in english and a pretty popular girl asked me if I woud go out with her friend. now her friend is another pretty popular girl and I asked her if this was true, she said yes. so then I contact osiris and ask him if he can pause our deal...

you'll find that satanism is like a mix of buddism, scientology(a miricle version of scientology that makes sense), and christianity(a version that doesn't have as many rules, no sins, cheaper, makes sense, satan isn't evil, etc.). Hail Satan

ok as you know the things in bible stories are ALWAYS impossibe, well, my friend in wow told me that he wants to be a pastor(aka rapist or child molester)and he start preaching all his bible stories to me. when he wuz done preaching and I was done watching george lopez(i wasn't listening to him...

well my favorite way is to ruin their lives. there was this kid who was ALWAYS happy and pretty annoying and now, thanks to me, he all depressed. but, if you must, BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF THEM!!!! FUCK YEAH! (just felt like saying FUCK YEAH!) Hail Satan!

can you love a christion??? love is uncontrollable and I speak from experience. I used to love a girl named jessica weller and I'm not sure if she was xian or not. then I met a girl a lot like her named brittney williams. I lost jessica, I'm not gonna say how. brittney is xian I think, not sure...

--- In [email protected], "meathead303" <meathead303@... wrote: go to rehab man!

ok so as some of you may know I spoke with satan reguarding a plan using the swine flu and how it could wipe ou xianity and I spoke with him for quite a while today about this flu. I asked if he can also save friends who are xians and ppl like that and he said yes. he also said that you should...

well I suggested that to him, remember, I only gave him a strategy I didn't ask anything of him.

--- In [email protected], "sakuragrl@..." <sakuragrl@... wrote:

a haunting is one of my favorite shows and I can't watch it anymore because it insults satan and his demons and praises the church. don't watch this show because you'll hate it! Hail Satan!

hey, this is a biological way of killing xians without anything but a germ. a mear flu. its the bet way to win this war once and for ALL!!!!!

I think ur a half demon. lucky. Hail Satan and The Gods!

HP Ian is right. I don't half to be a satanist to know that. he cannot do this.

I luv u man, I hope this works because if it doesn't ill have to tell my parents.

lol this is the best xian killer I've ever seen! I heard of the swine/bird/human flu on the news and I saw xian killing potential beyond ANYTHING I could have EVER imagined! I grabbed my pendulum and told satan what I thought this microbe can do: first it can spread by almost anything...

hmm well the ''i hate my uncool parents'' thing won't work cause my parents r awsome other than the fact that they watch this bs and that they're over protective of me.

hey man, satan wil always welcome u back. plus, soon, if Osiris sticks to his part of our deal, I will be living proof of satan! Hail Satan!

ima test this out. Hail Satan!

u didn't know that the U.S. is already doomed? just watch the news and see how dum politicians r.

ok so lately my parents have started watching shows like big love and reaper which both r against satan. well they expect me to watch this bullshit with them and I just sit on the couch and watch as the tv injects lies into ppl with these shows and while I watch this crap I just want to get up...

that's the JoS I go to. its not the site it the PDA!

oh I HATE this pda! I can only get on JoS like once a week(sry if I over react but this is pissin me off!) and I can't barely do anything without this religon. JoS is the only thing between me and aetheism and insanity(well, JoS and the demons)how can I fix this satanicly? if you answer, please...

dreams are just your brain sorting out what you did 2day. and thus their random. Hail Satan!

I have a squad of elementals that are capabe of a lot of things. I can help but I'm not so sure I want to. but if this man is the ass you say he is than I've got a word to the wise for you: killing isn't the only way. you can simply tell the cops, or someone who can help you. abuse is ILLEGAL...

tell u da truth, I kinda find us entertaining as well, only in a DETH TO THE FUCKING XIANS kinda way. just make sure u don't meet chuck norris on the way outa here, I hear he hates quitters.

I live in oregon, jut not in grants pass, and NO WE DO NOT EAT PEOPLE! YOUR PARENTS HAVE WATCHED WAY TOO MUCH HILLS HAVE EYES! have your parents take a look at JoS or ask Satan to influence them into taking the right path. If you do go to church there are three thing you should do: 1: Ignore...

ok so occasionally I get in religon wars with this kid named Sage in my english class. hes a christian. anyways I always start to lose these battles and then this one cute girl named courtney decides to help me out, but shes a FUCKING CATHOLIC! now, I've been carving hail satan into desks and...

--- In [email protected], "puredeath22" <puredeath22@... wrote: wow... u r an idiot. just remember that its what's in your heart not in your idiocy. (please don't take affence to that) Hail Satan!

wtf...?

apperanty I've been attacked by a grey. I'm gonna clean my aura and Satan has granted me protection but I wanna do a banishing ritual to keep it away from me. the ony problem I don't understand the standard ritual page. please hep me out here.

ok as some of you know I do al of my satanic stuff on a pda. now I just discovered that my dad forgot to take out the empty memorie card. now I have every sigil on in and I have about 1 quarter of JoS on there. now I'm not gonna publish the stuff I just think alotta ppl should do that to. do it...

ok as some of you know I do al of my satanic stuff on a pda. now I just discovered that my dad forgot to take out the empty memorie card. now I have every sigil on in and I have about 1 quarter of JoS on there. now I'm not gonna publish the stuff I just think alotta ppl should do that to. do it...

what is the most simple way to hear a demon?

can I create a girlfriend like a thoughform or an elemental? I've been single for too many years so I wanna create a girlfriend. can I?

what is the most simple way to hear a demon?

damn your life was FUCKED UP! well, satan may help you find peace in the world.

thank you, I know I probably won't be able to fix all of his liver problems but I just want him to survive a little longer. Hail Satan!

life sucks cuz that's the only way.

life sucks cuz that's the only way.

man you have no idea how lucky you are compared to me. I've opened my third eye but can't see auras and I NEED to right now so I can see how bad my dogs aura is. plus my imagination grows more and more every day and I don't see auras so just meditae on your eye and keep trying.

my dog may die THIS MONTH if I can't do this. Haures effect on him must have been temporary because I can't hear a demon talk to me. thus I can't pay her back. please help me save a little black beagles life. how can I clean his aura. I want to save his life so please help me out here. please...

hmm we'll first of all is your name Jessica Weller? If so I now KNOW for a fact that satan is real and kind( I'm skeptical )if not I`ll continue my enless search. secondly is odds are there is a satanist living somewhere around you(we have to stay in the christian game where I live). Hail Satan!

ROFL joing the club of sceptical teens in this group. the only thing I can answer is that satan is a kind and loving (i don't know what to refer to him as). go with your heart. I know I'm talking like a worthless girlfriend who believes the world can be a fairy tale if we stick together, but...

hehehehehe. I was watching the news today and darwins corpse is now 200 years old. then they had some people call in and talk about why they do or don't believe in evolution and EVERY ONE OF THEM WAS A CHRISTIAN!!! now tell me, do WE believe in evolution cause whether or not I will always...

ok a while ago I went to JoS I got this forbiddin error and couldn't veiw anything on JoS. WTF HAPENNED??? HAIL SATAN!!!

FINALLY!!!!! I FINALLY NOTICED SOMETHING!!!!! I was watching an episode of stargate atlantis that takes place in vegas and all of a sudden it felt like I was in vegas. well... the desert outside of vegas. I know what that feels like because I used to live there. anyways it just felt warmer and...

I need to find Jessica Weller. I have kept this secret to myself for too damn long. I have been sufering because of the xians for too long. Look, I fell in love with her about 3 years ago. She sent me one letter. I sent her one and I have never had any contact with her SINCE!!! Look all I want...

ok I just want to notice something different since my dedication. if anything my life went from a patch of paradise, to a bowl of shit. I haven't invoked anything other than green, gold, and white energy and my life hasn't changed at all since the dedication. its been almost a month since I...

aww poor ferret... what did it do to you?

ok I've have heard of a condition that may be the origins of so called vampires. idk what its called and its rare but its makes your body want blood and nothing but it. I don't think you can just fight it with your will you have to have some injection or take some penesilin or something. then...

well I'm always like this so idk what u should do

*sob* that was butiful*sob*

ok I recently invoked gold and green energies knowing they would bring me wealth. but now I'm finding wads of cash EVERYWHERE!!! I was thinking I would win big on powerball or something because of the amount I invoked (i do all my invocation in the gardens at the park. I also fill seagulls with...

here's an idea, become a millionaire!!!

hmm well what I did was go there, and I'm patient with them. think of it as training a puppy to shake and the puppy thinks shake means lay down. do you start beating on it or do you take you time? try telling them to ask themselves what god has done for them. why they believe in the vile...

ok I haven't noticed anything since my dedication other than Haures fixed my dog. is there any reason I haven't noticed anything? by the way, I'm just curious if there is a Jessica Weller here who used to live in oregon because I've been searching the internet constantly for her at night. I...

won't work... my mom and dad are friends with our service providers and they can watch everything I do even on a google chrome incogneto browser.

ROFL ROFL ROFL... damn I wish I had the roflcopter thing cuz I fell outa my chair when I read this lmao. this happens to all of us. I've grown a tolerance to catholics cuz outa all the god and nazarene worshippers in the world cahtolics make more sense(and by that I mean absolutly NO SENSE AT...

won't work... cmon there are 308 of us in this group is there any of you who know a free way to make a network???

BAH!! FUCK!!! I HATE CHRISTIANS SO!!! ok just spare me and don't read my post. I don't masterbate, I prefer going to my astral temple and talking to myself to get rid of that sexual urge!!! I'm thinking of incubbi\succubi but not masterbation.

ok I'm pissed. I need to know how to make a network so I can do all the stuff I do such as go to JoS but idk how. look, my dad will find out that I'm a satanist, he knows everything there is to know about computers, I'm clueless and I just need some help with this. Hail Father Satan!!!

I dedicated last night and haven't noticed anything different other than Max(my dog who as I said before was dying of a liver that WOULD NOT DO ANYTHING FOR HIM!!!) has been springy and boingy and I swear has a fixed liver and may live a few more years. now even though I haven't noticed anything...

DO NOT POST ON THIS!!! I FIGURED IT OUT ON MY OWN!!!

ok I just did my dedication in both the physical world and in my astral temple.(note: I only did the dedictaion once)i had to come out of my astral temple to see the stuff on the site. the second I was done I looked the see what my gaurdian demons name and sigil are. her name is Haures. then I...

ok sry I now realise the error of my post. I read that over again and the body parts blinking all over the room thing would make me shoot myself... I'm surprised anyone could take that. I'm afraid of my own shadow and only fight when my life depends on it.

well... 1. if u dispise christions, jews{which makes people think ur a nazi}, or catholics. 2. if you don't want to waste time at a church and want to meet your creator god. 3. if u dispise christions. 4. if you want power and stuff. 5. if u dispise christions. 6. if you want...

ok sry I now realise the error of my post. I read that over again and the body parts blinking all over the room thing would make me shoot myself... I'm surprised anyone could take that. I'm afraid of my own shadow and only fight when my life depends on it.

ok saw that there was sex magick on JoS and like any 13 year old guy I clicked the SECOND I saw it. now I don't know much about sex other than christians will kill because you lost your virginity before marriage. then I saw that it said somrthing about orgasm and thoght WTF IS ORGASM??? so...

ok where I live EVERYONE IS A CHRISTIAN! as you may have read in my DIE CHRISTIANS DIE post my friend is an aetheist who will do whatever I say. now that's great and all but still I have to do all my stuff at night after bed and in secret. now even though its harder than making a satanic...

ok where I live EVERYONE IS A CHRISTIAN! as you may have read in my DIE CHRISTIANS DIE post my friend is an aetheist who will do whatever I say. now that's great and all but still I have to do all my stuff at night after bed and in secret. now even though its harder than making a satanic...

I'm just curious...

ROFL had I known it was that simple I would have done that.

WHAT ARE YOU A CHRISTIAN??¿ NO THEY ARE NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAMN... even though I'm terrified of the astral and this religon I DON'T CARE IF THIS HAPPENS TO ME!!! I know satan will help me. now as for you, do a banishing ritual, and ask satan or another god for protection!!! One last thing, NEVER GIVE UP!! DON'T LET THEM BREAK YOU!!! TELL THEM YOU ARE...

ok I recently made my astral temple. I'm a WoW addict so I made it a necropolis with a platform on the ground that teleports you up there. I called it The Black Citadel. inside it there are 2 seats and a couch, my alter is in the light of some bowls of blue fire, I've also got a giant blue orb...

ok it takes me too damn long to get into a trance. so I just want to know how to will myself into one. Hail Satan!

ok u did the entire discussion wrong. even though it was for a good cause shes still a xian. they will KILL u because they think u are EVIL even though they are the true bastards. if the mayans hadn't fought over religon with them we might know what they meant would happen in 2012. look... logic...

ok so I went into a trance for the first time and I started working on my astral temple. then my head felt like it was being squished and I came kinda suddenly. then I noticed my hand was aching. is this an effect from the trance or the pendulum around my arm or what? HAIL SATAN!!!

my pendulum was just a purrel bottle tied to a sock string. well... till I lost it. so now I've got a keyring tied to a sock string.

my pendulum was just a purrel bottle tied to a sock string. well... till I lost it. so now I've got a keyring tied to a sock string.

ok the spare group has been made. its new and will only be used when a group such as this one or any of the others get hacked. the link is http://groups.yahoo.com/group/spare-group

I didn't know that. That kinda disturbs in a way.

ok where I live its like jerusalem and I wanna take all the christains jew catholics and all other god worshipping psycos and put them in a gas filled bubble. anywho... it'll be hard for me to find a 13 year old girl here who isn't a xian. so I'm just curious if I can make a thoughtform and...

ok where I live its like jerusalem and I wanna take all the christains jew catholics and all other god worshipping psycos and put them in a gas filled bubble. anywho... it'll be hard for me to find a 13 year old girl here who isn't a xian. so I'm just curious if I can make a thoughtform and...

Ok I'm thinking of making a new group for if this one gets hacked. What I'm trying to say is that I'm making a low profile group that does nothing but sit and gather dust and is only used when this one is hacked. idk if I should so should I?

OK I read somewhere on JoS that theres cryokenesis and first of all I wanna know if its on JoS or not. I just think its would be cooler to freeze stuf rather than burn it. HAIL SATAN!!!!!

ok I need to know how to scry or whatever its called. HAIL SATAN!!!

hmm well is it possible that I could regress to a past life and be a chick?

Hey I'm in the exact position exept my mom is an atheist who thinks we satanists are all crazy. What I think u should do is don't tell her till u can light her on fire with nothing but ur mind.

I DON'T WANT NO SEX CHANGE!!!I JUST WANNA BE A CHICK RATHER THAN A GUY!!! sry for the yelling I just feel like yelling right now.

you know? I never though of that but yeah do what he said and your money will come.

Ok Dylan the thing is I'm trying to make a poppit so I can make them go insane but I'm bad at sowing.

Guys guys GUYS... I agree with this guy. Bush is one of those vile things known as a christian and look where he got us. Face it... Obama will do better than Bush but he's still a christian. I've hated christians my whole life but hopefully he won't copy Bush.

I'm clever... plus I'm going to a new school soon and my patents might freak out. but they would get used to it. I heard ehwaz could shapshift. but that was on a non satanic forum.

As u probably know I'm a guy who says FUCK CHRISTIANS a lot. and I just want this post to be kinda a discussion of your experiences with these psychotic mayan killers. What did they do to me? They ruined my rep. I once had girls all over me but once everyone found out that I'm not a christian...

hmm well I would ask Satan if I were u.

right on even though I can't read roman numerals.

Congratulations!!!!!!

I can beat that. I live in a place where there are more worshippers of the nazarene and ``god`` and all that bullshit than jerusalem . anyway I just want to move every xian in this town into a gigantic room. then unleash horribled animals on them and watchem die:) hehe.

what r u a christian? or did I read ur post wrong?

ok odds are shes clever like me. she fooled u. don't surrender. she either changed her mind, she wanted to convert u to one of those bastards[first time I've cussed in this group]called christians, or she was messing with ur head and she really is a satanist. HAIL SATAN!!!!!!!!!!

Ok this is my deepest secret and adrenaline is rushing through me as I type. I am through with being a guy. I'm sick of it and I wanna be a girl. ok good to get that off my chest. now I just wanna know if there are any ways other than a sex change that could turn me into a chick. so are there?

well I have to admit this is almost the exact way I felt after I cleaned out my room so I could have insence burn in there for rituals. HAIL SATAN!!!!

go ahead man! HAIL SATAN!!!

Ok my dog is dying of a liver shunt. I know theres not much I can do but do runes work on other things like dogs. what I'm asking is can I use a rune like uruz to prolong my dogs life[still can't find the question mark] please help me here. I just want my dog to live a little longer. Hail Satan!!!

me I judt despise christians and wanted a way for them to suffer and not know I'm the cause.

hmm I think u should find an atheist chick. strap her to a chair and lecture her on what we believe in till she gives in. then BAM! instant satanist. it would be harder for a christian because they will try to kill u.u may get arrested for kidnapping or harassment but this is just coming of the...

Hey there. As the subject says I'm new to satanism and I'm not exactly the most helpful person. I'm yet to dedicate ny soul to Satan and I became a satanist for 3 reasons: 1 I despise christians. I hate them and hope the all suffer for what they are. 2 I had always heard satanists were evil[and...

Hey there. As the subject says I'm new to satanism and I'm not exactly the most helpful person. I'm yet to dedicate ny soul to Satan and I became a satanist for 3 reasons: 1 I despise christians. I hate them and hope the all suffer for what they are. 2 I had always heard satanists were evil[and...

Ok I need some help here, I want to see things from my dogs point of view. The thing is I'm new to satanism and I've never heard of a way to see through my dogs eyes, or possibly control him all together. I know this isn't really a reason to call for help but I really want to see things from...

ok I want to make an astral temple but idk what invocation is and how to invoke something. I'm new to satanism and I want revenge on my past friends who hated me cuz I used to be an atheist. I want to make an astral temple so I can dedicate my soul to satan and get my revenge. thanks for the...

ok ima noob to satanism but I like satanism and forums{they both make me feel powerful}and though I used to be an atheist who was about to go homocidal and kill all christians on earth because all my friends were christians and they all left me after jamming there bullcrap in my head I went to...

Hey there, I'm new to satanism and one of the main reasons I came to Satan is because I used to be an atheist who was hated by all at school. all my friends were christians and I lost most of them because I didn't believe in their god. I turned on them and came to Satan because I hunger for...

hmm well I'm new to satanism and I haven't managed to get into a trance yet, but since I can't get to sleep to save my life I just lay down in bed and imagine my bed is falling. Hope it helps and like I said I'm new to satanism so if it didn't work I'm sry. HAIL SATAN!!!