For quite some time I have wanted to be a girl. I hate being a guy and this year I wanna figure out how to become a girl without surgery or anything of the sort. How do I change my form or shapeshift or something?

Hello, I used to be a member of this group but the phone I was using to read up on satanism broke(now I'm using an iPod). When it broke I tried to stay in the religon but I just started thinking I was crazy. I left satan, but over time saw that there is something to this. I wish to actually do...

ok so I had a pretty bad headache earlier and it was really ticking me off. I took some tylonol and I drank shitloads of water and my headache just got worse. so I took a look on the astral and I saw this motherfucker jamming his fuckin hand in my head. I summoned my best elemental and destroyed...

watching horror movies about ghosts and other astral beings is a lot more freaky to me because even though I know that the makers of the movie make it a little extreme and far from reality, there are things similar to what's in those movies. I recently watched house on haunted hill and though...

ok well I'm not the best at being in combat and that will really hurt me when this war gets to the point of acually fighting so I talked to satan about this. I told him that I'm better at coming up with strategies and stuff(you may know that from my ''xian flu'' post from a few month ago. I...

ok ima ask a girl out (bout time!) and I've only got 1 week to do it. I've been invoking fire so I can build up the courage to ask her out but I need a good way to get her to go out with me. Gremory is helping me out here but I can't think of something to say... I know this has almost nothing...

ok so latley I've been thinking good thoughts about the church(yuck!)and I though for a second, I'm a satanist complementing the church I'm my fuckin head. so I thought about what it coud be as to what's making me have these disgusting thoughts. so I realized, it's a grey! so I looked around...

this is a pointless post but its kinda funny. so I was in english and a pretty popular girl asked me if I woud go out with her friend. now her friend is another pretty popular girl and I asked her if this was true, she said yes. so then I contact osiris and ask him if he can pause our deal...

ok as you know the things in bible stories are ALWAYS impossibe, well, my friend in wow told me that he wants to be a pastor(aka rapist or child molester)and he start preaching all his bible stories to me. when he wuz done preaching and I was done watching george lopez(i wasn't listening to him...

a haunting is one of my favorite shows and I can't watch it anymore because it insults satan and his demons and praises the church. don't watch this show because you'll hate it! Hail Satan!

lol this is the best xian killer I've ever seen! I heard of the swine/bird/human flu on the news and I saw xian killing potential beyond ANYTHING I could have EVER imagined! I grabbed my pendulum and told satan what I thought this microbe can do: first it can spread by almost anything...

ok so lately my parents have started watching shows like big love and reaper which both r against satan. well they expect me to watch this bullshit with them and I just sit on the couch and watch as the tv injects lies into ppl with these shows and while I watch this crap I just want to get up...

oh I HATE this pda! I can only get on JoS like once a week(sry if I over react but this is pissin me off!) and I can't barely do anything without this religon. JoS is the only thing between me and aetheism and insanity(well, JoS and the demons)how can I fix this satanicly? if you answer, please...

ok so occasionally I get in religon wars with this kid named Sage in my english class. hes a christian. anyways I always start to lose these battles and then this one cute girl named courtney decides to help me out, but shes a FUCKING CATHOLIC! now, I've been carving hail satan into desks and...

apperanty I've been attacked by a grey. I'm gonna clean my aura and Satan has granted me protection but I wanna do a banishing ritual to keep it away from me. the ony problem I don't understand the standard ritual page. please hep me out here.

ok as some of you know I do al of my satanic stuff on a pda. now I just discovered that my dad forgot to take out the empty memorie card. now I have every sigil on in and I have about 1 quarter of JoS on there. now I'm not gonna publish the stuff I just think alotta ppl should do that to. do it...

can I create a girlfriend like a thoughform or an elemental? I've been single for too many years so I wanna create a girlfriend. can I?

what is the most simple way to hear a demon?

my dog may die THIS MONTH if I can't do this. Haures effect on him must have been temporary because I can't hear a demon talk to me. thus I can't pay her back. please help me save a little black beagles life. how can I clean his aura. I want to save his life so please help me out here. please...

hehehehehe. I was watching the news today and darwins corpse is now 200 years old. then they had some people call in and talk about why they do or don't believe in evolution and EVERY ONE OF THEM WAS A CHRISTIAN!!! now tell me, do WE believe in evolution cause whether or not I will always...

ok a while ago I went to JoS I got this forbiddin error and couldn't veiw anything on JoS. WTF HAPENNED??? HAIL SATAN!!!

FINALLY!!!!! I FINALLY NOTICED SOMETHING!!!!! I was watching an episode of stargate atlantis that takes place in vegas and all of a sudden it felt like I was in vegas. well... the desert outside of vegas. I know what that feels like because I used to live there. anyways it just felt warmer and...

I need to find Jessica Weller. I have kept this secret to myself for too damn long. I have been sufering because of the xians for too long. Look, I fell in love with her about 3 years ago. She sent me one letter. I sent her one and I have never had any contact with her SINCE!!! Look all I want...

ok I just want to notice something different since my dedication. if anything my life went from a patch of paradise, to a bowl of shit. I haven't invoked anything other than green, gold, and white energy and my life hasn't changed at all since the dedication. its been almost a month since I...

ok I recently invoked gold and green energies knowing they would bring me wealth. but now I'm finding wads of cash EVERYWHERE!!! I was thinking I would win big on powerball or something because of the amount I invoked (i do all my invocation in the gardens at the park. I also fill seagulls with...

ok I haven't noticed anything since my dedication other than Haures fixed my dog. is there any reason I haven't noticed anything? by the way, I'm just curious if there is a Jessica Weller here who used to live in oregon because I've been searching the internet constantly for her at night. I...

ok I'm pissed. I need to know how to make a network so I can do all the stuff I do such as go to JoS but idk how. look, my dad will find out that I'm a satanist, he knows everything there is to know about computers, I'm clueless and I just need some help with this. Hail Father Satan!!!

ok I just did my dedication in both the physical world and in my astral temple.(note: I only did the dedictaion once)i had to come out of my astral temple to see the stuff on the site. the second I was done I looked the see what my gaurdian demons name and sigil are. her name is Haures. then I...

ok saw that there was sex magick on JoS and like any 13 year old guy I clicked the SECOND I saw it. now I don't know much about sex other than christians will kill because you lost your virginity before marriage. then I saw that it said somrthing about orgasm and thoght WTF IS ORGASM??? so...

ok where I live EVERYONE IS A CHRISTIAN! as you may have read in my DIE CHRISTIANS DIE post my friend is an aetheist who will do whatever I say. now that's great and all but still I have to do all my stuff at night after bed and in secret. now even though its harder than making a satanic...

I'm just curious...

ok I recently made my astral temple. I'm a WoW addict so I made it a necropolis with a platform on the ground that teleports you up there. I called it The Black Citadel. inside it there are 2 seats and a couch, my alter is in the light of some bowls of blue fire, I've also got a giant blue orb...

ok it takes me too damn long to get into a trance. so I just want to know how to will myself into one. Hail Satan!

ok so I went into a trance for the first time and I started working on my astral temple. then my head felt like it was being squished and I came kinda suddenly. then I noticed my hand was aching. is this an effect from the trance or the pendulum around my arm or what? HAIL SATAN!!!

ok the spare group has been made. its new and will only be used when a group such as this one or any of the others get hacked. the link is http://groups.yahoo.com/group/spare-group

ok where I live its like jerusalem and I wanna take all the christains jew catholics and all other god worshipping psycos and put them in a gas filled bubble. anywho... it'll be hard for me to find a 13 year old girl here who isn't a xian. so I'm just curious if I can make a thoughtform and...

Ok I'm thinking of making a new group for if this one gets hacked. What I'm trying to say is that I'm making a low profile group that does nothing but sit and gather dust and is only used when this one is hacked. idk if I should so should I?

OK I read somewhere on JoS that theres cryokenesis and first of all I wanna know if its on JoS or not. I just think its would be cooler to freeze stuf rather than burn it. HAIL SATAN!!!!!

ok I need to know how to scry or whatever its called. HAIL SATAN!!!

As u probably know I'm a guy who says FUCK CHRISTIANS a lot. and I just want this post to be kinda a discussion of your experiences with these psychotic mayan killers. What did they do to me? They ruined my rep. I once had girls all over me but once everyone found out that I'm not a christian...

Ok this is my deepest secret and adrenaline is rushing through me as I type. I am through with being a guy. I'm sick of it and I wanna be a girl. ok good to get that off my chest. now I just wanna know if there are any ways other than a sex change that could turn me into a chick. so are there?

Ok my dog is dying of a liver shunt. I know theres not much I can do but do runes work on other things like dogs. what I'm asking is can I use a rune like uruz to prolong my dogs life[still can't find the question mark] please help me here. I just want my dog to live a little longer. Hail Satan!!!

Hey there. As the subject says I'm new to satanism and I'm not exactly the most helpful person. I'm yet to dedicate ny soul to Satan and I became a satanist for 3 reasons: 1 I despise christians. I hate them and hope the all suffer for what they are. 2 I had always heard satanists were evil[and...

Ok I need some help here, I want to see things from my dogs point of view. The thing is I'm new to satanism and I've never heard of a way to see through my dogs eyes, or possibly control him all together. I know this isn't really a reason to call for help but I really want to see things from...

ok I want to make an astral temple but idk what invocation is and how to invoke something. I'm new to satanism and I want revenge on my past friends who hated me cuz I used to be an atheist. I want to make an astral temple so I can dedicate my soul to satan and get my revenge. thanks for the...

Hey there, I'm new to satanism and one of the main reasons I came to Satan is because I used to be an atheist who was hated by all at school. all my friends were christians and I lost most of them because I didn't believe in their god. I turned on them and came to Satan because I hunger for...