I never thought that I would say this, but being law abiding kicks ass. I use to be jealous of my friends who were out partying, running away, and doing drugs. I was the loser who stayed at home either drawing my cartoons or reading. After all these years I never broke the law and now it's paid...

I was in the local library and I swear this happened not to long ago. This man sitting to me sees the pentagram tattoo that I had on my left hand. (Got it when I was a Wiccan). He how the nerve to ask me if I worship the "Dark Lord" and I said, "If you're asking me if I worship Satan, then I...