So, my boyfriend and I are trying to get pregnant, although I haven't pledged myself to Satan yet. I was curious ... if I pledge myself to satan before (or while being pregnant), will the child be one of Satan's Army as well? Or is that something the child'll have to do regardless of what I do?

I was raised as a Jehovah's Witness for ... well, pretty much all my life. I never knew about Joy of Satan until I watched this Youtube Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqi5F5MqqTQ and a commenter had posted joyofsatan.org. I went, out of curiosity (I originally thought it was more about...