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    this sucks!

    I just found out the when I was born, my parents had me BAPTIZED!!! yeah, not a typo, BAPTIZED!!! OMG HOW COULD THEY HAVE BEEN XIAN? all my dad does is dream about the day the vatican burns to the ground and all my moms friends are xian but their both atheists. BLARGH! Hail Satan!!!
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    this otta be fun

    OK BROTHER, BY THE WAY, YOU MIGHT WANT TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK. Hail Satan!!!
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    xian filth

    wow... no affence but that may be the WORST pun I've ever heard. What's with all the caps lately? Hail Satan!!!
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    my dad

    my dad is the kind of guy who all of us woud like. he's not ignorant, he always finds a way to pwn xians, he hates the church, etc. the only problem is he's an atheist and I really want him to be a satanist. I don't wanna tell him ima satanist but I have to for me to be able to convert him...
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    "good friday"

    yeah ima put some papers that say HAIL SATAN!!!, exposingchristianity.com, and other stuff in teh boys room :P
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    satanic love

    Finally we have a satanic love e group. I'm not good at managing groups so I need someone who can do good as a moderator. other than that its all up and running. email the group at [email protected] the link to the group is http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sataniclove/.
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    this otta be fun

    ok I'm planning on doing some astral projection and roaming my town and going to some of the most haunted places in oregon astrally. I just wanna know if theres anything wrong with this. Hail Satan!!!
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    anyone in coos bay or north bend?

    hey I live in oregon and I wanna know if anyone lives in coos bay or north bend. I'm tired of all my friends being xian.
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    I really need help summoning a Demon please

    oh get out of the ''you need to 'sell' your soul to satan'' you DEDICATE your soul and yes you need to dedicate.
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    What is it that's causing this...?

    angel. this happened to me as well right after I dedicated and eventually it gave up. DEDICATE!!! Hail Satan! May We All Dedicate Ourselves To Him!!!
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    help!

    sry I've been gone so long. ya see, as many of you might know I want to be a girl. I realized that the reason Zepar didn't do his part of the deal before was because the girls I was writing piece'o'shit poems and carving his sigil into houses woud be affended because they woudnt be the only...
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    need advice BADLY

    I have a fire elemental who goes on occasionall missions like making some chicks boyfriend be such an ass that she will break up with him. he's pretty good but I need to spend more time fueling him with black energy before he can acually work in ways that are more potent. my advice is make an...
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    CAN THEY DO THIS?

    ok remember that the pledge is a bunch of meaningless words. just say ''in father we trust''. I know for a fact that xians refer to their god as father occasionaly.
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    i dont know how to use my ouija board

    I can't use it as in: I don't know how, and my parents have noisy computers all over the house lol. you see... my ouija board is a piece of cardboard with some letters, some numbers, and some words like yes, no, and goodbye. my planchette is a little lego. but I can use it to contact a demon...
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    um i like this girl

    --- In [email protected], "samrizzari" <srizzari@... wrote: ok ALL these guys r right. I joined for mainly 2 reasons and as I go deeper I get more reasons to say. don't be selfish and make the choice of staying and not being so greedy or you can leave. Satan is not a tool! he isn't...
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    What are angels and what do they look like?

    ok I just wanna know... what are angels? what are their origins? what do they look like? and what's the best way to kill one? thankyou Hail Satan!
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    greys

    what are the reptilians? this is starting to sound like scientology. justa little though.
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    I DISCOVERED A NEW MEDITATION!!!

    hey the only thing I use this for is horror movies. I stay up all night worrying about the nightmare I'm gonna have.
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    I DISCOVERED A NEW MEDITATION!!!

    hey the only thing I use this for is horror movies. I stay up all night worrying about the nightmare I'm gonna have.
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    teens4satan?

    ok I went to teens4satan and it said it was unavaiabe. did it get hacked AGAIN?
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    gifts from satan

    ok we all have a gift from satan, right? some have the gift of foresight, meaning they can see the future, and there are many other ones I think, but I don't know them all. my gift is a FRICKEN WILLFUL MIND! I am really good at willing myself and some other things. I can will myself anywhere...
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    I DISCOVERED A NEW MEDITATION!!!

    ok so have you ever had a memory you wanna get rid of? have you ever wanted to get rid of a memory that just keeps toruring you? well here's an easy meditation that I discovered and it works. 1. (optional) go into a trance. atrance isn't needed but it gives better results. 2. focus on the...
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    wtf is 13.0.0.0.0?

    dude... DECEMBER 24TH MEANS A NEW BEGINNING! obviously that will be our chance to strike the church.
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    wtf is 13.0.0.0.0?

    ok so I went to tikaboo via the JoS links and I saw this 2013 days untill 13.0.0.0.0 and I wanna know, is this the 2012 thing? I ask because this is a myan date. so is it the 2012 thing?
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    i need your help

    ok I believe that earth is under never ending angelic siege, so I thought that we could all try to defend earth by just putting an extreme aura of protection around it. now I could have atempted this alone but really, what would I acomplish. if we ALL work together in this than we can find a way...
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    Visions about the future!

    sounds like yellowstones 1000 years of lava build up will finally pay off for yellow stone.
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    I NEED HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    frst of all call the cops. k! I can help u out in a way by sending my elemental squad at them. but that's all I can tell u.
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    pathetic

    ok so today I went to my new school and I was folowing my friend who's a christian and I folowed him into BIBLE STUDY! now this was during lunch but they lurred my friend into bible study with donuts hehe.I just can't believe they have to bribe kids into bible study so they can jam this crap...
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    paradise lost

    jow do I see/get to paradise lost? I kinda wanna see a world other than that of the physical one. I'm kinda tired of earth in a way and even though my astral temple is fine I still kinda wanna see paradise lost. by the way (only an obivion player who has shivering isles and has seen can answer...
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    Two problems

    ok I have two serious problems: 1. I keep automatically willing myself for reasons I don't understand such as I'm watching tv and then some dude dies. well when I'm in bed and I'm just reliving that in a way and then the daydream becomes so realistic that I basically die for less than a second...
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    he must have felt sorry for me

    ok my dog died and I can't wait to avenge him. but even though patience is a virtue I didn't have to wait as long for my homeschool to end. Father must have sorry for me because now I can go to the school that I signed up for and couldn't get into. what is good is that I didn't even have to ask...
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    i need help now

    ok I think my pendulum is only contacting angels. I want to know if theres a way to make an angel proof pendulum. is there?
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    i need help now

    ok I think my pendulum is only contacting angels. I want to know if theres a way to make an angel proof pendulum. is there?
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    i need help now

    ok I think my pendulum is only contacting angels. I want to know if theres a way to make an angel proof pendulum. is there?
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    im training my aura

    ok so I'm training my aura to feed the white energy off of other auras and send al my grey energy to other auras. I just want to know, is this possible? I'm basically trying to be a spiritual vampire but still I'm trying to get my aura to feed of of other auras so that I won't have to do the...
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    Suicide

    ok do a love spell on some random person and then make some babies. you'll have a reason to live. I was suicidal for a while there to. another thing you can do is do a past life regresion thing and just stick in a past life for a while and just look at the life you had before for a while. I'm...
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    how to tell my parents?

    ask satan to have them understand.
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    well i failed

    my dog died a few days ago. I asked satan to give him a good life that won't be affected by the economy. I also asked that he be guided. somehow I was contacting an angel that posed as haures. it was thinking like me because it used the strategy that I would use. I contacted it somehow and I...
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    she betrayed me

    I currently hate haures. I asked satan to bless my pendulum and tomorrow my dog will be injected with fata fluids just because apperantly haures thinks its HILARIOUS to torture me. if my dog dies I will lock mysef in my room and my parents will need a swat team to get me out. that or I would...
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    how the hell do i invoke demons?!?!

    ok I read the invocation thing over many a time and I can't figure it out. how the hell do I invoke a demon/demoness? I want to invoke haures to get a better idea on what she would like in return for something but idk how, HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    if this works it will be on the news :P

    ok I've got a fire elemental and he has tortured the kid who threw a stick at a duck enough. so... I sicked my elemantal on the popes fancy staff thing and the popes bible. tell me whether u think this will work or not :)
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    I BURNED the bible :D

    omfg u just gave me a good idea! I'll have my fire elemental go to the vatican and curse the popes staff and bible. when u see my results on cnn you'll know were making an impact.
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    fire elemental fun :P

    ok so as you may know I sent a thoughtform at a bratty kid and it should make him suffer. well I thought a thoughtform won't do enough damage so I sent a FIRE ELEMENTAL to him to make him suffer. ima send the thoughtform at my local preacher and see what happens.
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    i feel so sataisfied

    hmm well I'm gonna ask Zack when that kids birthday is so I can give him a dark, maybe grey, present. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!although I wonder what his reaction would be if he found out. hmmmmmm. Hail Satan!
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    avenging a duck

    ima torture someone with a poppit. ok my friend has a friend named Dakota. I hate this kid, so...... ima torture him with a poppit :P but I don't wanna kill him, I wanna cause him GREAT PAIN but idk whetheri should rip the leg of or bury it and tell him to dig up the naborhood trying to save...
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    feeding my thoughtform?

    ok how the hell do I feed a black thoughform? I made a powerful thoughtform and sent it to ALMOST kill my friends friend. I want this thoughtform to put the kid near death and then i'll send a white thoughtform to heal him. then just rinse lather and repeat. the problem is my thoughtform is...
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    my familiar

    I asked for it a few months ago. a few more won't change anything, plus if Father says wait then I wait.
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    my familiar

    ok so I recently asked Satan for a familiar that would be in the body of a crow and he apperantly gave me one but he also told me it hasn't hatched yet and I shouldn't look for it because it will come to me. now as resonable as this is I just wanna know when will the birds most likely be leaving...
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    i feel so sataisfied

    ok yesterday I was out walking my dog and I was hiding a dr.pepper that looked like a beer in my pocket when I saw my friend and all his piece of shit friends. now when I got to them I tossed them my pop and I saw one walk up to a duck with a stick, then he threw it at the ducks head and I heard...
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    New to it all, advice and help desired.

    hey man, theres nothing more satisfying than sending a black thoughtform to some kid who threw a stick at a duck. damn I hate that kid and that's y I sent the killer thoughtform. I'm gonna send another to a christian named Trent. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hail Satan!
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    making my astral temple more lifelike?

    is the a way to go to my astral temple and when I'm there its like I'm ACTUALLY THERE? I wanna go to my astra temple without it just being a daydream. I'm gonna rebuild it but I wanna go there and be able to walk around in it like a dream, but, how would I do that?
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    a sick and demented game...

    hmm well I impowered my penduum, and I payed her back, I can't see why she would be pissed till I went off at her last night (because my dogs liver fixins weren't permanent or she went back on our deal) and begged her not to kill me (or seriously injure me). well I'll ask her if I pissed her off...
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    a sick and demented game...

    I'm pissed at Haures. she said she permanently fixed my dog and when I woke up he was on the brink of death. I asked if this was her sick and twisted way of giving me proof and she said yes. YES! I know this doesn't sound like Haures and that's what worries me most. I mean wtf happened?
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    i need help with revenge!!!

    --- In [email protected], "warmaster721" <warmaster721@... wrote: ok not that I'm against the exploding nuts thing but I think that driving a rusty nail through the crotch would only give him kidney stones. but it would be funny to walk past the bathroom and hear someone screaming...
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    Idea

    sry, we already got a forum of our own. and I moderate the spare group. idk where I put the group though. its called and I quote``low profile posting free hopefully hacker proof long named spare group`` or at least I think that's it.
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    Help!

    research satanism first. go to JoS. you'll get the truth about satanism there. www.joyofsatan.org
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    how do i make an ouja board?

    ok I'm confused idk how to make an ouja board so how do I make one? by the way wtf is an ouja board?
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    how do i invoke demons?

    idk how. JoS isn't clear enough for my little brain.
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    proof

    ok well the satanic meditations DO WORK! once you dedicate don't do any protection meditations or banishing rituals and just leave yourself open. then within a few weeks you be lying in bed and then you will be attacked by a grey or angel. make sure you have the means to contact satan or another...
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    Current Planet Possistions

    don't ask questions like that around here cuz unless Maxine answers its usually useless. Hail Satan!
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    fu..k

    I'm in a similar position only my parents are atheists and when they found out they said it kinda humorously so I'm kinda confused. hehe.
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    school blocked 666blacksun site

    umm I have a memory card I'm filling with all the JoS stuff. I can copy it and mail it to you. just don't hope for any of the pictures cuz I'm using a pda and can't copy pics. and don't hope for it for a while cuz I lost my memory card and my mind :P so I'm trying to find them both with my...
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    i dont want to believe...

    hmmm well I tried christianity once and it was just a game to me. ah well.
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    can satan help my dog?

    High Priestess Maxine is right. were not xians. Haures saved my dog from a progressive birth defect but that happened overnight. only a vet will help right now for you. when ur dogs in a cast or something you can ask Satan to help speed up the process but that's all I advise. Hail Satan! Hai...
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    zepars end of the deal

    hmm well I wanna invoke him so we can agree on something. he didn't ask I just guessed with my pendulum if that would do good enough and thus my pendulum indicated yes. plus I know Zepar is doing his part slowly, a lot slower than I escpected but whether it takes a year or another week (ive...
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    haley cummings

    however you spell that missing florida girls name I asked my penduum if shes alive and she is. then I got a good idea: we use pendulums and other satanic things to find missing kids. not ony wil we be saving lives but we will be helping out satanism if we show others how to do what we do. makes...
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    haley cummings

    however you spell that missing florida girls name I asked my penduum if shes alive and she is. then I got a good idea: we use pendulums and other satanic things to find missing kids. not ony wil we be saving lives but we will be helping out satanism if we show others how to do what we do. makes...
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    I'm Only 12.. BUT DONT EAT ME! D:!

    tell you the truth, I'm only 12 as well. I was just scared I would be kicked out.
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    i dont want to believe...

    read the subject... al my life I have ooked at logic and now I'm in a religon that I don't wanna believe in for some reason even though I'm placed with STRAIGHT EVIDENCE from Haures, Zepar, and last but sure as hell not least, Satan. what is wrong with me? I've dedicated and I've felt this way...
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    balance

    as much as we fantacize about it, a world where everyone knows the truth about satanism and IS a satanist would just be fat out chaos. I know this might sound like I'm bashing the religon we belong to but right now there are too many christians, and thus there is a lot of chaos and unbalance...
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    zepars end of the deal

    yaknow ima keep advertising this unti someone posts. I don't give up THAT easiy.
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    zepars end of the deal

    ok so I wanna be a girl as you know(im not revealing her identity till I've shapeshifted either on my own or with the help of Zepar)and as those of you who read my ``the agreement`` post that nobody answered (damnet) I asked zepar to turn me into a girl. now, I just wanna know if zepar wil stick...
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    how would i invoke Haures/Zepar

    how would I invoke Haures(my gaurdian demon) or Zepar? I just think it would help me out quite a bit. speaking of invokation, what does it feel like? what is it like to have a demon/demoness speak though you? thank you, Hail Satan Hail Enki
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    what to say to a christian...

    ok lets say a christian comes up to you and he/she knows your a satanist and they say ``why do you worship evil?`` or something that bashes satan, demons, or satanism just ask them if they honestly think that the church would tell the full truth about their enemies and ask them why the church...
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    Haures saved my dog, YAY!

    of course you can show it to a friend if u want :P
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    orb + sex magick = comunication device?

    I know funny equation huh? anywho I've been doing sex magick and focusing the energy on an orb I got a some renesance fair in vegas hoping to turn it into a way to communicate with demons. will this work or should I just give up?
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    ancestors?

    is it possible that I'm from a long line of satanists? seriously I'm being attacked by a grey once a night and I think I must be from a long line of satanists or something. is there any reason why greys would have such value in me or are grey attacks common?
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    The agreement

    Ok so me and Zepar recently made an agreement that he would turn me into a girl (im not revealing the identity of the specific girl until I have shapeshifted completey) and all I agreed to do was carve his sigil into the house of some braty 10 year old, and write a poem of what happened (and it...
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    The agreement

    Ok so me and Zepar recently made an agreement that he would turn me into a girl (im not revealing the identity of the specific girl until I have shapeshifted completey) and all I agreed to do was carve his sigil into the house of some braty 10 year old, and write a poem of what happened (and it...
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    Haures saved my dog, YAY!

    It finally happened. I didn't have to wait too long either. Haures works fast apperently. I am very greatful for what she`s done for me so far, I mean she gave my dog a chance before but I never paid her back, then I was attacked by a grey last night and I contacted both Satan (who protected me)...
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    Haures saved my dog, YAY!

    It finally happened. I didn't have to wait too long either. Haures works fast apperently. I am very greatful for what she`s done for me so far, I mean she gave my dog a chance before but I never paid her back, then I was attacked by a grey last night and I contacted both Satan (who protected me)...
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    scientoogy ROFL

    hehe I was watching religoulus and apperanty scientologists believe we are born with evil aliens inside us. sad yet funny huh?
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    new email!

    ok don't email zaeqon@... ever. if you will email me I will be more than happy to email you back but ONLY WITH THIS EMAIL! zaeqon@... is the email my parents check. ony email deathelic@... ok.

Al Jilwah: Chapter IV

"It is my desire that all my followers unite in a bond of unity, lest those who are without prevail against them." - Shaitan

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