so.. last night i heard that eating bananas helps attract Father Satan, you know.. to communicate with me. Apparently because of the potassium. Because Potassium helps to transmit electrical pulses. And i heard that (don't know if this is real, could just be a myth!) Satan likes these...
...WEAR PRADA?
I had a dream last night where I was visited by our Father. He told me that I was to buy the most expensive items as it would make God jealous. He then continued to say that He wanted me to be His messenger... This isn't the first time something like this has happened. It has...