Not to mention total muscular reshaping. God damn. Idiotic. 

Incense is supposed to smell better to Demons, helping your ritual.

No no no, don't worry! You didn't have to stay, it's just a formality. Father understands. :)

Thank you Maxine, jeez, it seems as if no one pays attention anymore. _

They're the same person.   Lucifer is Satan, Satan is Lucifer.

You should start by reading the JoyofSatan website.

PenDragon? Like the books? Lol...

1.What should one know / research prior to dedicating my soul to Satan.   You should know that it IS dedication. That you have to be dedicated to him.   2.Can the demons help us physically, eg. Writing music, acquiring a job, money issues, finding love.   Meditation can help with anything. But...

Daniel what the fuck did you just say?   --   No Merman, there will not be a rapture where everyone will be pulled out of their clothes and sent to live with Satan, while the 'nonbelievers' sit on Earth.

And?

Ha!   You came for the exactly the same reason I did. :)   I generally follow the JoS and my friend's advice.   If you have any err, more pointed questions, feel free to ask.   (I skimmed, sorry, no time.)