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    this sucks!

    I just found out the when I was born, my parents had me BAPTIZED!!! yeah, not a typo, BAPTIZED!!! OMG HOW COULD THEY HAVE BEEN XIAN? all my dad does is dream about the day the vatican burns to the ground and all my moms friends are xian but their both atheists. BLARGH! Hail Satan!!!
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    this otta be fun

    OK BROTHER, BY THE WAY, YOU MIGHT WANT TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK. Hail Satan!!!
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    xian filth

    wow... no affence but that may be the WORST pun I've ever heard. What's with all the caps lately? Hail Satan!!!
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    my dad

    my dad is the kind of guy who all of us woud like. he's not ignorant, he always finds a way to pwn xians, he hates the church, etc. the only problem is he's an atheist and I really want him to be a satanist. I don't wanna tell him ima satanist but I have to for me to be able to convert him...
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    "good friday"

    yeah ima put some papers that say HAIL SATAN!!!, exposingchristianity.com, and other stuff in teh boys room :P
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    satanic love

    Finally we have a satanic love e group. I'm not good at managing groups so I need someone who can do good as a moderator. other than that its all up and running. email the group at [email protected] the link to the group is http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sataniclove/.
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    this otta be fun

    ok I'm planning on doing some astral projection and roaming my town and going to some of the most haunted places in oregon astrally. I just wanna know if theres anything wrong with this. Hail Satan!!!
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    anyone in coos bay or north bend?

    hey I live in oregon and I wanna know if anyone lives in coos bay or north bend. I'm tired of all my friends being xian.
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    I really need help summoning a Demon please

    oh get out of the ''you need to 'sell' your soul to satan'' you DEDICATE your soul and yes you need to dedicate.
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    What is it that's causing this...?

    angel. this happened to me as well right after I dedicated and eventually it gave up. DEDICATE!!! Hail Satan! May We All Dedicate Ourselves To Him!!!
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    help!

    sry I've been gone so long. ya see, as many of you might know I want to be a girl. I realized that the reason Zepar didn't do his part of the deal before was because the girls I was writing piece'o'shit poems and carving his sigil into houses woud be affended because they woudnt be the only...
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    need advice BADLY

    I have a fire elemental who goes on occasionall missions like making some chicks boyfriend be such an ass that she will break up with him. he's pretty good but I need to spend more time fueling him with black energy before he can acually work in ways that are more potent. my advice is make an...
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    CAN THEY DO THIS?

    ok remember that the pledge is a bunch of meaningless words. just say ''in father we trust''. I know for a fact that xians refer to their god as father occasionaly.
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    i dont know how to use my ouija board

    I can't use it as in: I don't know how, and my parents have noisy computers all over the house lol. you see... my ouija board is a piece of cardboard with some letters, some numbers, and some words like yes, no, and goodbye. my planchette is a little lego. but I can use it to contact a demon...
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    um i like this girl

    --- In [email protected], "samrizzari" <srizzari@... wrote: ok ALL these guys r right. I joined for mainly 2 reasons and as I go deeper I get more reasons to say. don't be selfish and make the choice of staying and not being so greedy or you can leave. Satan is not a tool! he isn't...

Al Jilwah: Chapter IV

"It is my desire that all my followers unite in a bond of unity, lest those who are without prevail against them." - Shaitan

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