I dont know what happened but I cant access the JoyofSatan website anymore. Also I stopped receiving emails.Why???? HAIL SATAN!!!!!!!

What type of ritual do i use to do this

I want to do a standard ritual today.Its my birthday i just turnt 16. But I cant find a silver bowl a bell incense or blue or black candles or red.I really wanna do this n send Lord Satan my prayers and then thank him hopefully in person.For all he has done.Is there a way i can do this somehow