Can I ask firstly how we can do this and also how can i achieve my goals. I know satan has the power and am happy to dedicate myself to him and only him to achieve this. Can you please help me out here? Thanks.

Hi guys I know this may sound weird and i hope it doesnt offend anyone. I am obviously very new to this and want help. Basically I do believe that Satan is real and powerful and I believe that I can have a better life with Satan as my leader. Basically I am so tired of being broke. I wish to...