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Xtian Worship Fails

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Something silly to watch amongst all this chaos I suppose.

Warning: retarded Xtians playing their retarded Xtian music while meeting with fuck up's and disasters.

6:20 is probably the best one IMO. :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L2KJCGgQWM

And of course they blame Satan for it. :lol:

There's a lot more if you seek more entertainment:

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Worship+Fails

Ave Satanas!
 
Lmao the music is borderline earrape. I'd rather listen to fucking christian rock and thats saying something. Fuck, I would rather listen to kidsbop.
 
Laughed my ass off !!.
Thanks for making my day.
Here's another one filled with christard idiots
https://youtu.be/F1ibEaIPtMk
 
OOOOooOOooof

Here’s another good one
Note: face may become frozen with cringe
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=amNo0Sng-Zk
 
Yeah, I'm going to comment!

Well, as I say - christians should not use Technology; it was created by those who said "fuck you!" to jewsus who (christians think) gave them a Brain but then forbade them from using their Brain! There's nothing quite like "god" telling them to StFU with a fail during a live praise and worship session, is there?!

Oh, no. jesus fell off its cross and landed on our drummer. What should we do but stand around like invalids because there is a glitch in our code and our programming doesn't have a debug option?!

The last one reminds me of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? for some reason, while poor old Eddie Valiant is drunk and depressed.

Now that I have recognised at least one of those songs, I need to go listen to some "devil worship" black or death metal and scrape my eardrums out with a rusty nail that a dog as pissed on. BBL!

Oh, look - more videos.


I wonder if a Baby could break off those handcuffs because s/he can do all things through jewsus who made the previous "the" pope to quit due to weakness.

I thought that preacher was going to kill that Black man with the bad neck. I was actually scared for him, and seeing those Children being passionate about Dumbledore like that also made me upset.


I would take the mispronunciation of "booda" and set that on faaar.

About that one who said they are inhaling a Daemon spirit who do martial arts - I actually heard that someone who knew someone who knew someone used to do karate, but when they "said the sinners' prayer" they were unable to perform karate after that point. "True story." - This actually was true what I heard, but the actual event itself was not proven to me.

Ohh, I can remember the banana one and the one with that jew and Dawkins. They make so much sense!
 
Sundara said:
OOOOooOOooof

Here’s another good one
Note: face may become frozen with cringe
https://m.invidio.us/watch?v=amNo0Sng-Zk

Welp. Im gonna go curl up into a ball now and question how we haven't gone extinct.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4PC8Luqiws

"now imagine the grabbler slowwly disintegrating like a pile of ashes blown away by a purifying wind" :lol:

RTR Fuel dere
 

Al Jilwah: Chapter IV

"It is my desire that all my followers unite in a bond of unity, lest those who are without prevail against them." - Satan

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